You can't see the forest...

It's called garbage can, not garbage can't.

The sexiest man you've ever met.

space is a waste

Hey all, I'm billymorph, a semi-professional writer, self-published author and full-time pony fan. If you enjoy my work, please support me on Patreon!

Stories about ponies are stories about people.

Just a friendly cyborg dragon-bug thingy

A Little Nonsense Now And Then Is Relished By The Wisest Men.

I'm just a Blissey who likes ponies.

A guy that really loves futa. The dickgirl really ties the whole room together.

Fabulous, darling.

loves tiaras.

Complete AppleDash fanatic!

Someone who needs to write far more than they currently do! x.x

Writer, blogger, saucy chat mom, occasional bitch. Hablo español. She/her/ella.

No, I'm not your mommy. Stop asking.

I like girls with dicks, if you couldn't notice. Also stories that are stupid but amusing. And stupidly amusing stories involving girls with dicks. And sometimes without dicks.

I'm the creator and lead developer of Fimfiction

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Twilight floated a second fritter up to her mouth when she realized the first was gone. “What is in these things?” “Mostly love. Love ‘n about three sticks of butter.”

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All my things are horse things!

Hoopy's just this guy, you know?

Hi, I'm TAW. I write terrible erotic my little pony fan fiction about cartoon horses having sex with each other, or vaguely defined human audience-inserts, for fun. Because... uh. I have no shame?