I write horse words. Sometimes people pay me to.

The Guy who wrote "Dibs on My Sister". Prereader for Firesight, writer of erotic fanfiction and lover of Eeveelutions.

[COMMISSIONS OPEN] I've written stuff with ponies, I've written stuff with Pokémon, I've written stuff with SCP-1471, and you can find my big dumb self at Prince_Polaris on nearly everything! 💙

Ponyville Botanist by day. Wholesome vore writer by night.

Author of mostly cute/funny one-shots and a handful of heartwarming stories. I also make art! https://www.deviantart.com/doodledonutart

Love has no desire but to fulfill itself. To melt and be like a running brook that sings its melody to the night. To wake at dawn with a winged heart and give thanks for another day of loving

Horseword maintenance and installation specialist. Mareschizo extraordinaire.

Pony artist, transformation artist, and occasionally transformation writer.

There is no such thing as normal. Everything is weird in its own way, especially me.

All my favorite colors, my sisters and my brothers... Hate the sig? Report me. Bullies get ignored, no exceptions. You know who you are.

Be excellent to each other, and PARTY ON, DUDES! ~ Abraham Lincoln

Father of twin 8yo boys, partner of Arcelia, and so glad to remain here.

Something isn't beautiful because it lasts.

Complete AppleDash fanatic!

time is a crime

I should probably put something here, shouldn't I?

A fan-fiction author and game programmer that lives in Glendale, CA.

Ceci n'est pas un cheval.

Fimfic's own Twitch Whore. Catch me on stream!

Hoopy's just this guy, you know?

space is a waste

I'm a guy named Dumb who occasionally gets his derriere in gear and writes HiE epics involving space, Gods, and other silly nonsense. Also edits/reviews stories, for those who are looking for that.

I proved my namesake in a duel of honour. The crayon never stood a chance.

Author of that writing guide and some stories too.

The pen is mightier than the sword, but the nuclear bomb's got them both beat.

How did you find your way here? Nobody here but us ghosts.