The writing account of Deus Ex Equus.

I go through many pairs of glasses...because things get so steamy around here.

Clop is proof that God wants us to be happy.

Writer of long, character-driven smut of astounding filthiness, lesbian mind-control a speciality. Short-Fic Commission Slots Now Closed

Perfect has seven letters and so does meeeeee. Ko-fi|Patreon

Breathing terrible life into monstrous pony porn.

Third-party archival project, do not contact Fimfiction staff for support.

She's just the dirty-by-trade tomboy.

Romantic purist, lover of creativity, admirer of writers, and a second pair of eyes. Also a lunatic who randomly bites people to smell what their screams feel like. Happy reading!

I really need an actual a better avatar.

Mrrp

I didn't write any of that.

You will always be a loser and that's okay.

~"If you want it to make sense, YOU say it."~

Fuck. Known one day as 'Mistress Spectrum'.

It's called garbage can, not garbage can't.

Connecting to network: Twi-Fi

RP writer and Spacebattles

A smut-peddling armchair general with a love for writing and ponies.

Nothing special here, move along, nothing to see, just ignore the lump under the sheet and the red stuff...

Are you ready, kids? Also a thingy so my pizza funds don't run out anytime soon.

Suggestions Welcome. Your Patronage Appreciated.

We are the Bronies. Lower your expectations and surrender your incredulity. We shall add your fandoms and characters to our own. Your culture will adapt to enjoy ponies. Friendship is Magic.

Nothing says I miss you quite like war poetry carved in your door with a stanley knife.

We’ve got dents and we’ve got quirks, but it’s our flaws that make us work.

Conquering the world on horseback is easy; it is dismounting and governing that is hard.

Ceci n'est pas un cheval.

Shaking off the rust

Young(ish), free and most definitely single. (Thank you for your time and effort, but no thank you.) Live south UK and work evening shifts, something which plays havoc with my writing.

i arts, and apparently write.

To Infect and Corrupt

I write a variety of story types and often have more ideas than I know what to do with. If you like what you see, don't be afraid to drop a review.