I want nothing more than to bring a smile to your face with a light-hearted clopfic! If you want to bring a smile to mine, leave a comment!

Professional imbecile

Write what you like, and like what you write.

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Writing graduate who loves cartoon horses and all manner of silly things. Occasionally writes serious stories. A divine Swedish woman drew this avatar.

hey, if you got here from another account claiming to be me (beginning with a "V") that's correct, that's me, you are not being misled.

I have Rainbow Dash's head. Give me monies or you'll never see it again. Except in the photos I send you of me molesting it with my futa parts.

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I'm here to edit stories and seduce ladies... and I'm all out of stories to edit.

Rapists can climb

Gamer, Writer, Artist. Check out my deviant art at https://pdpwny.deviantart.com/

Queer trans woman, writes stories about queer trans horses

I write stories. I like PC gaming.

Afflicted with the Editor's Curse. Corrections offered without malice. Unrepentant Discord fangirl.

Beneath the microscope, you contain galaxies.

Black Lives Matter. Good things are good, actually. I write about wizards and wizards' apprentices. 90% of prophecy is just pattern recognition.

Let R = { x | x ∉ x }, then R ∈ R ⟺ R ∉ R... or is it?

What a beautiful Sunset.

Now I’ve awoken, and I’m taking back control.

I spent a good amount of time thinking of a witty comment for my bio, this is what I came up with.

So yeah. I thought I'd try my hoof at this clopfic thing.

Also an Author-Character Chrysalis, Alternate Universe Chrysalis, and Bug-Horse Succubus Chrysalis.

I also have a SubscribeStar, because Patreon nuked me. Lesson? Do not trust Patreon.

They just wouldn't let go. finally I snapped, breaking in two as I left to find a new home.

Bringing personal and commission horse words to you over a cup of steaming Earl Gray! I write in many genres, for all audiences. Check my library bookshelves for convenient sorting of my stories.

A Warning to Others

I've got Shining Armor tied up in my basement for molestation purposes.

Cloppity clop of unusualness

I don't want to be right. I just desperately want to be proven wrong. You can imagine how many friends THAT makes me.

This is an alt account for posting smut but all I will say is that I am a carbon based intelligent organism of earthly origin, made mostly of water.

An alt for porn commissions.

Stay awhile and listen... (Patreon) (Commissions)

Our job is not to give readers what they want; our job is to show them things they never imagined. --Walt Williams

Never satisfied with his own work, but hopes to bring satisfaction to others.

You've got the heart of a phoenix! Profile Art by Bevin Brand. Writing: The Ex Files.

Writer of many kinks. And if you like futa, whooooo boy are you in for a treat. http://www.patreon.com/Drace

Created the account to upload the one story :p

Just someone who is pretending to 'word' as hard as they can. Isn't that what we all do?

...Am I blocking your view, mortal?

Trees, birds, bees.

French cartoonist desperately trying to improve his english

Alt. Account for TheGentlemanCreeper where porn will be posted. Yay!