A teller of tales, whenever I can manage to find my quills and inkwell, that is! Send me a PM if you want to chat!
Behold, the coming oblivion. 'Twas the end of our era, and the beginning of our great work. -Emet Selch
This sneaky fox, always clad in a blue mask and gloves, has long been a bane of unwary travelers with loose accouterments.
"When the dust has cleared, and victory denied; a summit too lofty, river a little too wide. If we keep our pride, though paradise is lost, we will pay the price, but we will not count the cost."
Have you seen a little girl? She just turned seven last month? Short, black hair?
When I'm not ferrying the dead across the river Styx, I'm reading pony fics.
I give folk what they want, nothing more. And that just happens to be poorly thought out Fanfics with bad updating schedules
Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn.
You take orders from me now! Ya hear?! This is Sgt GobSmacker reportin' for duty!
Im that Forerunner thats all there is to it. Also highly trained in the art of Fist-Fucking
Warning: Ultra Geek Inbound. Enter at own risk. You may not make it out alive
When you're feeling low, I will be there too
Just a guy with a keyboard, whose mind tends to vomit all over it.
You are part of an enduring tradition, for over 200 years men and women have served with honour, courage, and wisdom.
Father of twin 8yo boys, partner of Arcelia, and so glad to remain here.
TD writes and reviews pony fanfiction, and has a serious RariJack addiction. Send help and/or ponies.
"Fragile and easily startled. If you move too fast he gets scared and hides under the bed." -Aragon
Although it left it, it knew that it was right, it made it down, because it didn't know what's up.
A brony living in the states that really likes Fallout.
Its either this or star in porn. You all know whats worse.
Two facts according to the internet. 1. Your mother is the largest object in the known universe. 2. Despite fact 1, everyone still slept with her for some reason.
My body maybe on Earth but my heart is among the stars
"I'm not addicted to reading, just let me finish reading this chapter."
Started from the bottom now we're still at the bottom.
An imperialist historian who has become infatuated with my little pony. Currently working toward a doctorate in European Napoleonic history.
I sometimes pretend I have a posting schedule other than "sometime soon."
"The world is a looking-glass, and gives back to every man the reflection of his own face." - William Makepeace Thackeray, Vanity Fair. Admin of LGBT, somewhat obsessed with Crash Bandicoot.