I have no heart and my avatar makes everything sound sexual. Also, It's pronounced "sam-ee".

* EQD Blogpony * Best Author nominee: 2013 Pony Awards * Thirteen time featured writer on Equestria Daily * Panelist: Ponycon AU 2014/2015, Salvagecon, and Alicon 2018/2019.

I write things. Sue me.

Reader, writer, and roguelike enthusiast. Oh, and he thinks he's funny.

Hello, My name is Deep Voiced Maniac. I`m a Monster, that likes to write about walking, talking, technicolor ponies. I also read, draw, and play video games. Please don`t be mean. Thank you Sir/Madam.

I'm an old soul and I've told stories in one form or another for my entire life. Writing them down is a new experience for me and I hope to learn as much as I can about the art.

the artist formerly known

I love mlp. Big Pinkie Pie fan. I also like OCs. I hope you guys like my stories.

Having fun by taking silly cartoon ponies way too seriously.

Greetings, I am Merlos the Mad. I am a dabbler of both words and wizardry in my free time. I also invite you all to partake in my musings. Take care though, as they are the product of a madman.

I may not be a great writer,

She's looking at you. Yes you. And she is judging you with her eyes. There is no escape.

Excited to finally have a FIMfiction account! Will post my stuff here now.

Sometimes you lose yourself in your own narcissism. That's when you find out you might be the bad guy.

Habitual loafer. Occasional storywriter.

I write mostly non cannon breaking fanfics that involve no shipping. Most are centered around the military of Equestria so if you like that kind of thing you aren't going to be disappointed

An author who loves to write stories with hidden and not-so-hidden references in them. Also has a friend who shares his account and loves to chat with people. "'Sup!"

A groovy mystery, gang.

Canadian. Enjoys writing... and loaths it at the same time. Enjoys reading, animals, games, nighttime, family, nature, and turning little cousins into personal minions. Is a procrastinator.

Crushric, n. — A narcissistic masochist, a Southern gentleman, and snarky smartass. If you're looking for someone to disappoint you, he won't disappoint you.

I am the commander of my own soul, No matter what god's may be.

"For fun" is the best reason to do anything. "The best" is the best way to do everything.

There will probably be mind control.

Starting author

If I ever get good at Rocket League, I'll change my name to Terra Score-a.

Once a writer, but now gone. You might see him again one day, though...

Father of twin 8yo boys, partner of Arcelia, and so glad to remain here.

Poni

I am Matthais Unidostres, I'm a Christian and I love FanFiction!

A writer is a person for whom writing is more difficult than it is for other people. -Thomas Mann

I sometimes pretend I have a posting schedule other than "sometime soon."

Hoopy's just this guy, you know?

Somewhat alive