“What all the wise men promised has not happened, and what all the damned fools said would happen has come to pass.” ― William Lamb Melbourne

Queen of Stories, Weaver of Tales, Master of Fate

I'm a highly imaginative and clever storymaker with a great imagination and desire to make great stories, I'm very dedicated to my stories and will always do my best to finish them. :)

Just your average reader and occasional writer. I like exploring 'want of a nail' type scenarios and fallen heroes. For some reason people seem to like my stories. Strange.

Just a nice, polite Canadian.

We're going to build an exact copy of Ponyville... right over there! We've got less than a minute!

"Fluff" in the same way what collects under the sofa is fluff.

Channeling insanity into entertaining tales since 2015-01-19.

I am a self proclaimed horror and dark fantasy fic writer. You want darkness, death, and despair? You've come to the right place. Also an eternal Twilight Sparkle and avid Lovecraft fan.

I'm just here to write.

Thank you for reading my stories! Discord: https://discord.gg/nDXd3AB

She's looking at you. Yes you. And she is judging you with her eyes. There is no escape.

One of these days we'll form a union, and get the fair and equitable treatment we deserve. Then we'll go too far, and become corrupt and shiftless, and the Japonies will eat us alive.

Greetings all and welcome to my page. I tend to write stories of a darker nature though I enjoy reading a wide range of stories. I hope you find something of interest here, have a good day.

"You think you know me..."

(Insert witty comment here)

Are you a Rebel?

I have no idea what I am doing, I write, I read and I play games, what more can a guy want while he waits for college to start again?

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Thanks for sticking with me, everyone! Support on Patreon, if you'd like!

Just a hobbyist writer with aspirations of making a career in it.

Now with a Patreon! Also at: Hidden Library, FanFiction.net.

Somewhat alive

Profile of Retired Writer, Lapis-Lazuli, and his editor, Stitch / Inky. Thanks for the memories, FiMFiction.

Learn to love the writing, of telling a story that you want told, and not the recognition that comes with it. When skill and passion atrophy, write for yourself, and in time, you'll inspire others.

I write lots and lots of horse words; everything from comedy to drama. If you like what I write, please support me on Patreon.

"What is better...to be born good, or to overcome your evil nature through great effort?" -Paarthurnax, Elder Scrolls: Skyrim

I write stories. One day, I'll be really, really good at it. One day.

Social pariah like you've never seen before.

I am no one.

The reason I write is because I want to read a story written for myself. One day, I want to read one of my own stories and say to myself "That is the best story I have ever read."

loves tiaras.

The future depends on me, and my horde of Evil Overlords.

I should probably put something here, shouldn't I?

"Who is more to be pitied, a writer bound and gagged by policemen or one living in perfect freedom who has nothing more to say?" - Kurt Vonnegut

I like writing.