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James Washburn


Aug
6th
2013

Thought for the day · 11:44am Aug 6th, 2013

Fanon never dies. It just becomes AU.

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May
12th
2013

Equestria Girls=Bioshock Infinite · 1:53pm May 12th, 2013

In lieu of facts, we must speculate, and speculation is one of the things this fandom does best. That's not to say it's good, since it leads to all sorts of raised expectations, ruined headcanons and so on and so forth. With that in mind though, let me explain why Equestria Girls is working on Bioshock Infinite logic.

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May
6th
2013

Whoda thought...? · 5:56pm May 6th, 2013

When they first saw the concept of bronydom, who had as their first thought 'yep, that sounds like the kind of thing I would get involved with' and then proceed to get involved with it? I don't know if that would be a reasonable line of thought.

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Apr
5th
2013

Twialicorn? · 12:19pm Apr 5th, 2013

We can't be having with that. We already figured all this out about eight times over. We already ran the simulations (so to speak).
It is odd how many people called it, though. I mean, I didn't give it a thought until season 3, but apparently it was a thing long before. Which is, y'know, odd.

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Feb
8th
2013

Instructions in case of emergency · 1:50pm Feb 8th, 2013

The large storm known as Old Thunderhead is moving south. It is the duty of every Equestrian citizen to be fully prepared for his arrival. Already, Emergency Weather Divisions are assembling to deal with this imminent threat, and all preparations are being made by Her Majesty and her government to ensure damage is minimised. You can assist these preparations in the following ways:

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Jan
19th
2013

Sol y Sombra · 12:05pm Jan 19th, 2013

So I was thinking. King Sombra, as a villain was widely received with a cry of "Meh, he's alright", and a lot of the consternation was around his lack of lines. And that raised a question, for me. What if he didn't just get more lines. What if... what if Sombra got to sing?
So I wrote it. Imagine this being sung by a pony who appears to eat cigarettes for a cold cure. For ease of singalongs, it's the exact same tune as the reprise for I wasn't prepared for this.

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Nov
6th
2012

An Ode to Mindless Optimisim · 9:09am Nov 6th, 2012

So there I was, up at godawful past midnight with the lyrics to Pinkie Pie's singing telegram running around in my head, when suddenly I start rhyming words. Then some more. Then I wrote two stanzas of the damn thing. It mightn't be perfect, but I'm putting it up here anyway.
I take this as tentative proof that although I may not like it, I can write more late at night. Not better, just more.
(Seriously. I finished both Ponytemkin and Telling Tales at about four in the morning.)

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