Just after Twilight’s transformation into an alicorn, Celestia and Luna tell her about a strange yet necessary bodily function that only alicorns are capable of performing. Rated T just to be safe.
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Seems reasonable
I demand to know what this is? Unless I missed it.
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LoL, that's pretty funny
Ah what the hay that was so stupidly hilarious
It's both disgusting and funny.
Reminds me of this moment.
What did I Just read? Why do I feel uncomfortable and great at the same time? Why do I like and hate myself for loving this concept? Why did I like it? Ahhhh
But do they vomit rainbows?
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I can see a comedic moment coming from that question...
(no Luna emojis exist?) : "Fret not, you'll get used to the... Taste... After a couple hundred years."
(luna) : "We jest, Twilight. We vomit fruit punch."
Thank you for the laugh.
is it lama?
This ain't right. But it's funny.
So... the sonic rainboom that hatched Spike, earned the mane six their cutie marks and set them on their paths of destiny was just a well-timed...
I don't know what to do with this information
So that would mean that Rainbow Dash is secretly an alicorn with a weak stomach prone to diarrhea, unknown to her.
That would explain why she couldn't rainboom for a while, too healthy of a lifestyle because of her training regimen. Also, since stress and performance anxiety can cause constipation, no wonder she couldn't rainboom when put on the spot !
“Pink lemonade.”
Darn it. I was hoping it was this...
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Pink lemonade works too. Maybe even better.
EDIT: What would happen if Pinkie finds out...?
Uh...
Well, it still made me laugh. Have my up-thumb.
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peepee
Am I wrong for thinking this story should be at least rated T for its brand of crude humor?
Why did I even read this fic in the first place? And more importantly, how in the blue blazes did I find this hilarious?
words fail me
Somehow, this is not the most messed up story about how rainbows are made in this fandom...
Milk milk lemonade
around the corner
fudge is made
Well, I'm never drinking pink lemonade again.
Funny.
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AHHHHH!!!!!!!! NO!!!!!!!!
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at least this is better than killing for rainbows.
Potty jokes will never go out of style. To heck with the haters who complain about Sparky.
It's completely canon that pegasai fart helium, unicorns fart neon and earth ponies (or Pinkie, at least) fart N2O. Lauren said it, so it's canon.
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Nah, that's Kirins. Everyone knows that.
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Oops. My bad. Sorry.
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Es una bella obra de arte
Bastante bueno a mi parecer sigue asi
I wonder how Rainbow would take it if she learned this...fact about the Sonic Rainboom
Looks to my drink.
"Did someone spike my Tea?"
- blinks several times - oooh okay than. Also insert Horton hears a who reference here
is rather silly
So when the girls were touring the weather factory, Pinkie tasted...
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NO! N O!!!
11537666 Or certain other things. (whistles innocently)
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This explains why I've never liked pink lemonade.
So, does this mean that the septic tank at Dash's cloud house is backed up?
I don't think Twilight will want to go to the bathroom for a very.....very....very long time....
Cute & Silly, hooves-up.
But...
By her age, shouldn't her Highness be a little tougher about conversations like this?
My only other question would violate your T rating, so i will not ask it here. But it involves one of this guy's favorite 4-sylable words.