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A last minute 2020 Jinglemas breezie fic for HttpLotorius


For Luna's Hearth's Warming gift, Daybreaker and Granny Smith take over the world. (It's... complicated.) And it turns out it wasn't even that hard.

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Please don't dig. It's a bit messy. The Breezies are trying to do good by everyone and that's making some people salty.

Comment posted by Hotel_Chicken deleted Dec 27th, 2020

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Sure thing. I won't ask who they were or anything like that. Just wanted to know why we got another new and nice addition to jinglemas. I'm surprised by how quickly Shakes pumped out this story, and I think it was really nice of them to step in and give another gift.

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WHAT?!

I now know how I want to die. Like Granny Smith.

Granny cleared her throat. "Lemme get two number 9's, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45's, one with cheese, and a large soda!"

Oh my god, the memories!

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Being shot by an ancient goddess as you pass away in your grandchild's arms after taking over an entire country in a drunken fit?

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I want to die in my sleep like my grandfather.
Not screaming like the passengers in his car.

No.

Be straight.

Obey the law.

Return to monke.

This was fucking hysterical.

Good gods, Shakes. What have you created this time.

Seriously, the starting premise could've been an episode. The end though...

Oh my fudging word

Ha
Ha
HA!

GREAT!

What the skin tone chicken bone google chrome no home flip phone disowned ice cream cone garden gnome extra chromosome metronome dimmadome genome full blown monochrome student loan indiana jones overgrown flintstone x and y hormone post malone friend zone sylvester stallone hydrocortisone sierra leone autozone professionally seen silver patrone did I just read?

Keepin’ it real.

Permission to declare poggers?

RIP Granny Smith, you went out like a true legend

WAT

Just... WAT?

I haven't laughed so hard in a long time!

You're way too early for April Fools Day :/

Huk

Granny went out with a bang... I like it :pinkiecrazy:!

"Ow," Twilight groaned quietly as she could.

Typical. Some ponies just can't stay dead.

"This had better be worth it," Cadance said. "You have no idea how hard it is to find a foalsitter on such short notice."

Should have rolled Flurry Heart into the Taking Over The World Thing. Would have made it a mite exciting.

Granny Smith licked her lips. "I have done thy sister!"

Granny really knows how to sell the role.

Not sure what Ligma is though :(

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oh. Oh.

I should have known, after everything else.

Tragic death from a tragic disease. If only Luna had applied the correct Ligma-Balls treatment :applecry:

I feel like I'm nowhere near drunk enough to appreciate this as was intended.

Would you like to allow me to translate your fanfic to russian language?

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Thank you very much! Link to my profile: https://ficbook.net/authors/3842841

Also, can you tell me, what is it? I mean, is this relationship fanfic? Or it's pure action and comedy?

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Whenever a Shakespearicles™ fic has the Random tag, you know you're in for a ride.

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> TFW you start re-playing an old video game because of a reference in a fanfic
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... and here I thought that was an Invader Zim reference.

Granny continued "The first new law is the floor is lava! Anypony caught on the ground will be sentenced t' a million years dungeon!"

"The fun kind of dungeon?"

"The same thing I've wanted to do every night, Tia. Try to take over the world. "

pinky and the brain? nice.

Granny cleared her throat. "Lemme get two number 9's, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45's, one with cheese, and a large soda!"

I actually didn't see that coming.


Okay, what the fuck did I just read? It was good, whatever it was.

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hold the fuck up.

Granny die and be like: DEEZ NUTS!

This was glorious. :)

Super funny story I give it a 10 of 199 .
And if yor interested I have 2 fanfic ideas that you mite like to write.
1 bevas and butthead sons of luna and celestia.
2 broly the grandfather of twilight

"Granny... what's Ligma?"

Oh no

I'd hit the like button but it's at 69 so... I think I'll just leave this comment

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