Flurry's going through a phase. That phase has gotten her into poetry. Shining Armour knows about poetry; he studied it in school. So of course when Flurry comes to him looking for advice on a poem of hers, he's ready to leap into action.
If only Shining wasn't such a goddamn moron.
An entry into honourable mention in the Shining Armor is a Terrible Dad Competition! Read the other entries here!
Preread by ChudoJogurt and alafoel, who are both wonderful.
>Alurple
Literary Ambrosia, Shining Armor is truly a Wordsmith of Masterful Artistry and Unmatched Acclaim
A stroke of genius, yes. Also known as an aneurysm of poetry.
And that was one of Shining’s better poems.
Good job, Shining! Most of those are real words.
I was curious if you were actually going to have a poem in here and you didn’t disappoint!
He’s an idiot, yes, but he’s their idiot. Lovely bit of silliness, and it’s nice to see a goth Flurry who isn’t so deep in the aesthetic that she doesn’t performatively scorn her parents. (And that her parents are supportive enough that she doesn’t have a reason to genuinely scorn them.)
Thank you for this, and best of luck in the judging.
tears in my eyes, homie.
Alurpel... Rhyme's with orange 😂
Bucking hilarious 😂 plus I'm always up for Shining Armor slander.
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