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ThePinkedWonder


Someday, I'll stop writing silly comedy stories. However, today isn't "someday".

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While out searching for a certain book, Princess Twilight Sparkle caught wind of Queen Chrysalis near her castle. Knowing Starlight Glimmer was there and that Chrysalis still wanted her head for "stealing" her hive, Twilight assumed the worst.

But once she rushed to the castle, instead of a fight to a death, Twilight found...something else.

And that might only be half of the surprise!



EDIT: featured through 06/05/20-06/07/20!!

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Comments ( 50 )

Boy, I love you for this story.
No homo...
Fuck it, it is a pride month. Full homo.

Hehe, this made me chuckle a bit.

As soon as I saw this, I knew it was you, lol. Haven't read it yet, tho, but I will soon.

This story is an experience.

At what point was the narrator made self-aware?

Well figure it out, 'cause I want a hit

Wait... what? What was that ending? What? What!?

Lotta laughs in this one, definitely was a... surprising birthday present for me 😆

Could this be part of a revenge plot to capture or even kill the reformed violet unicorn? No, Twilight couldn’t let that happen. Starlight had not only grown into a close friend, but into something of a little sister to Twilight. She cared far too much for Starlight to allow any harm to befall her.
Plus, Starlight still owed Twilight one-hundred bits. The former lost a cook-off that the two ponies had three weeks ago.

Yeah, poor Twi needs those bits!

Alas, as is common during crises, but is far rarer during peaceful times, the fact that she had mastered teleportation slipped Twilight’s mind. Maybe she'll finally stop forgetting she can teleport in season nine.

:twilightsmile:: "No chance!"

The bed itself was covered with a lavender blanket and had two large open white boxes lying on it. Ember, the current Dragon Lord, better not mistake that blanket for Twilight or Starlight if she ever sees it.

Ember: "You are asking a lot, Starlight..."

I’m getting too old for this, Twilight thought, despite the mare being quite young. Especially for an alicorn.

:trollestia:: "If you feel too old now, just wait till you come to my age..."


But at least Spike knows what to do.


10271610
Happy birthday!

This is simply golden. You truly are a wonder. Have a thumbs-up!

10271445

No judging here. Pride month indeed!


10271459

Glad you enjoyed it!:twilightsmile:


10271466

I'll be here. Can't promise my sanity will be though.


10271513

The narrator was self-aware from the start. Much like how a self-aware character in a first-person narration is.



10271522

Good news, I remember what it was I smoked when I wrote this! And I forgot again.



10271549

That ending is what happened when i thought "how could I end this story in a ridiculous way, even for me?" I may or may not have smoked something.

I'm too far gone, so just save yourself:rainbowlaugh:



10271610

It's your birthday? Happy birthday!:twilightsmile:


10271636


That is gold! :rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh:


10271682

Thanks!

I'm not asking what you were smoking, I'm asking why you weren't sharing. :trollestia:

Well... I just read that. I don’t know why, but I did


10271610
Sh*t man, happy birthday!

10271778

Thanks!



10271801

When I remember what it is, I'll share...maybe.



10271966

One of my more random stories to say the least.

10271699
I mean, look at your profile pic, lol. Hey, do you like gore?

10272152

Do I like gore? Not really, but I don't dislike it either. It's something I would use if it would fit the story and the tone of the story is right for it.

... the heck did i just read?

It's not exactly good....but it's not exactly bad...it's just...something?


10271445
The answer is ALWAYS "Yes Homo" whether or not it's Pride Month!

10272569
If this lands in the feature box. It's good enough.

10272164
How about... a Pinkamena story? I'd like that. :pinkiecrazy:

What kind of friendship speech would Twilight preach to reform Chrysalis? Let's listen to her thoughts and find out.

Wait, what?!

Okay, that lazy writer must have written and/or read one too many Twilight Sparkle & Starlight Glimmer stories. He’s going semi-insane, just like they can be, if he conceived of THIS ! I got my hopes up for nothing! I wanted a fight!

Oh, a narrator, not Eric, okay, lol.

Me at the end: :rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh: *thinks* Wut just happened?

10272269

Well... that happened.

:rainbowlaugh:A very understandable thought once you reach the end of this story. And a few times during the story.



10272478

You just read one of my more random stories.



10272569

I would say "something" would be a pretty accurate, if you were to put this story into a single word.



10272640

That, or that I got really lucky. Here's hoping it was the "good enough" part, not the "got really lucky" part.




10272820

A Pinkamena story? I haven't lost that much of my sanity yet!

But seriously, I just haven't thought of any stories I'd want to write that can use Pinkie in "Pinkamena mode".

To say that this was a roller-coaster would be overselling roller-coasters...
I don't know how else to parse what I just read.

Yep, this is a story, all right. Fits every criteria for a story that I know:

  • Have a character
  • Have a thing happen
  • Be born of illicit drugs
  • Profit

Yep, this is a true story story. There is no other way to describe it.

my brain went through a transcendental experience with this one

10273203

As another user said before, "something" seems fair.



10273388

:rainbowlaugh:

Well, that was something.

I don't see anything odd here. Some meetups for ballet, a book club, bitter archenemies being pals or however that saying goes. Perfectly average Sunday.

10274787

You would be right...if all this happened on a Sunday. This happened on a Friday, where this stuff is abnormal.

10275159
Tch, you're right. Forgot to check the date of publication.

Well, at least this wasn't on a Monday. That would have just been weird.

Nice. My overly pedantic nature demands I point out that Starlight’s coat isn’t dark enough to be violet, and Chrysalis has a dark cerulean mane. (I swear take one class involving color theory and over a decade later I still feel compelled.)

10275672

I have wondered about switching things to call Starlight's coat lilac, like I do in a story I adopted.

Something interesting I've noticed is that Starlight might be called more different colors in stories than any other character. Colors I've seen her called are:

Pink
Purple
Light-purple
Purplish pink
Violet
Lilac
Lavender (rare, and only seen this in stories that doesn't have Twilight)

10275686
I think it’s because it’s a shade that is just odd enough that most have no idea what to call it. Heck depending on the quality/settings of a tv or monitor it could easily change fully to pink or purple. The one I’ve always found odd is that so many writers know the word cerise and use it to describe Dash’s eyes.

This is just so amazing. Weird the narrator comments on the story, but amazing

I have never seen words put together in the way that you have here.

10272977
Hmm... Eric asks for Rainbow sprinkles? :pinkiecrazy:

That certainly was uh, interesting? :applejackconfused:

Were you playing The Stanley Parable while writing this? Cuz that's what popped into my head while I was reading this. Though I guess any story with this style of fourth wall breaking would be pretty similar to that game xP

Anyway, uh, good job? You sure wrote... something :rainbowlaugh:

10277078

I'll take that as a compliment!


10292467

Thanks, and nope, I wasn't playing Stanley Parable. Don't think I've ever played it.

10292479
Indeed it is, felt like being a bit of a goof ...

I was choking on spit laughing at the end with spike oh gawd I need more of this :rainbowlaugh:
I would actually like this as a series if at all possible the idea of Tirek and Twi holding a book club intrigues me and Chryssi and Starlight dancing weekly I can see being a series as well though not sure how far each could go on for

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Since I never had any ideas about a sequel following Twi & Tirek's book club or Starlight & Chrysalis's monthly dance-offs, I did give thoughts about a prequel about Glim Glam and Queen Bug having their first dance-off before I passed on it.

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