Pinned down and powerless, Starlight Glimmer found herself in a seemingly hopeless pinch. Her plan to save Twilight Sparkle and her friends from the changelings failed.
With no help in sight, is Starlight and Equestria finished, or could something Twilight sometimes do be the key to saving the day? At the very least, Starlight will get answers to various topics that she had always wanted to know...and then some.
You may be surprised by who will be in the most trouble when this is all over.
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Okay that was silly and I love it
Okay, I know that Faust is the fake pony god version of Lauren Faust (people really need to be more original with their pony gods), so I'm guessing the other fake god is based on Jim Miller? You get points for him at least.
Great story other than that.
And was Twilight's lie about Chrysalis and the Crystal Empire based on something? I've never heard that one. Unless it never actually happened at all. Just in Twilight's head.
This story has me exhaling hot air from my nostrils at nearly every paragraph.
Absolutely disgusting. Have an updoot and a Favorite for sheer audacity.
Brilliant, as always :)
Oh, dear Faust. That’s one savage baby.
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Glad to hear it!
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Yep, pony God Big "J" was based on Jim Miller AKA Big Jim. As you said, the joke with Faust being God is easy, so I had Big Jim be one too to change things up a little. In hindsight, since Lauren Faust left well before season 6, I could have had Big "J" be the sole God of Equestria. Something I may do if the chance comes in a future story.
And Twilight's lie was just that: a lie she made up. Her version had her taking down Queen Chrysalis and the changelings in the Crystal Empire by herself to make Starlight think Twi was stronger than she was letting on.
Now, in the comics, Twilight might have taken on and beaten Chrysalis. But unless it's directly addressed (and I didn't do it by pure chance) nothing in the comics is canon in my stories.
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That might be one of the more unpleasant laughs you'll ever have, but glad you enjoyed my newest wacky story!
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That little argument Twilight and Starlight had about being cuter I thought was an amusing touch to add a little extra comedy. Glad you liked it and the story!
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Thank you very much!
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Yep, very savage indeed!
Nah, just shrink angry apple. Appletiny won't do much more than annoyance.
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That cleares things up. Kinda thought it was a white lie by Twilight, since if it was based on the comics, the others would remember that. But then again, the comic arc was a steaming pile of horses
Honestly surprised that at no point did anyone manage to break reality enough to eat popcorn to Chrysalis’s torment.
This was hilarious and gave me an idea for a shortfic. Great job as always.
PS: At first when I saw the title without the description I read cuter as cutter, and thought that it was a story about a pony who got her throat sliced and lost their voice.
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Too bad Twi didn't think about that idea. That might have saved her neck.
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The only character that might have been able to do that was Pinkie, but it looks like didn't think of it, or didn't feel like it. She's weird like that.
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Glad you liked it, and if this gave you an idea for a story, then we're even for the Twilight story idea you gave me last month.
My immediate thought was "did I misspell 'cuter'?!" until it sunk in that you misread it for a second.
Funny. The ponies are aware of Lauren Faust and Jim Miller XD This was just absolutely hilarious!
...huh...
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Glad you enjoyed it, and I always find it funny too when the characters besides maybe Pinkie are aware of their "makers"
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Ia that a good "huh", a bad "huh", or a so-so "huh"?
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I've never seen so many "has" before, and glad you enjoyed the story!
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I was laughing very hard into text to speech on my phone for about two minutes
Well the cuter one is Starlight of course, she just has this bubbly personality and innocence that makes her so adorable.
ok but she can tho
they are- also twilight was holding back in their fight what r u talking about 😭
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In this story's continuity at least, Twilight was holding back in her fight with Starlight.
From what I've seen, whether she was holding back in canon seems to vary depending on who you ask. I personally think Twilight was holding back slightly, but to be honest, that's one of those fan debates I've gotten tired of being in.
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i see. well, have a good day :>
Welll ...that happened
I'll just leave this one here...
And this one...
Another one...
I had to think of this scene:
Good story!
I enjoyed reading it.
Also, the Author's Note is hilarious!
And correct. Which makes it even better.
(I don't think I had ever linked so many videos inside a single comment...)
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Thanks, and glad you enjoyed the story! I think I read that comic dub about Chrysalis before, or at least something like it.
PRIOR: I can live with this ONLY on the fanon that Faust is an (arch-)angel and thus "Big 'J'" is very much her superior. And, more importantly, that "J" doesn't stand for Jim, but for Jesus.
UPDATED: Eh, I guess it works with "Big Jim" too, since that doesn't blur the line between fantasy and my Faith. Just didn't like the idea of Fausticorn being put on the same level as God.
😂😂😂😂😂😂
ThePinkedWonder,
That was priceless!!! I approve!!!
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Thanks and glad you enjoyed it!