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"Ladies and Gentlemen, take my advice. Pull down your pants and slide on the ice." ~ Dr. Sidney Freedman, M*A*S*H S3 Ep5


Twiggles makes new friends on her adventures in Ponyville. Princess Celestia claims they aren't really friends, but Twiggles will show her. She will show the world, how strong their friendship bondage is!

Story is "technically" complete, but leaving it open to future bad ideas and guest chapters!


I don't even know anymore. Art is of course what's his face TJ Pones... or Jargon Scott, idk anymore I just assume they're the same person. Inspired from that one art thing, and no one edited because the only thing that could fix this story is the Delete Story button.

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Comments ( 52 )

This is honestly really adorable

How does a slug scurry? I think the act requires at least two legs. Or at least, appendages. :unsuresweetie:

I can fiscally feel my braincells die. Why :facehoof:

Brilliant. And yes, Celestia. You're a bad teacher.

Now now, don't cry Twiggles, you are strong, and smart, and I'm sure your friends haven't abandoned you, they're just... slower than you! There! They need time to catch up to your incredible speed

Also, second picture, middle one.

Celestia looked down to her other guard. “I’m not a bad teacher, am I?”

Shimmy Shims through the mirror: ಠ_ಠ

I just pootin’ saw this last night, lol. And yea, also seen the “they’re the same person” stuff, but I don’t know. I could see it but...eh.

Twiggles would pickle the first one. It looks the coolest.

It only takes five rounds of .500 Smith and Wesson to drop the water snake. Wait, was it five… or six?

Hella wack. Also, who TF gave her that :rainbowlaugh:

“No,” says Twiggles, opening her hammer space storage Tech Deck ™ add on.

No, no, Twiggles does not speak aloud, her expression says it all.


Celestia is... not the best at saying no to her students' demands.

how the fuck does anyone read this??
barely half a chapter in and Im out.

Your story has made me laugh on the toilet so hard that things were shaken loose. :rainbowlaugh:

A manicure is calmly standing there, brow raised.

When doing my manicures, I don’t typically do my eyebrows...

We don't read it. We just shove sharpened spoons into our eye sockets and pretend everything is alright.

Twiggles is my favorite character! BOOO PRINCESS POOPYBOTTOM STINKS!!!! GO TWIGGLES GO!!

I'm gonna vote for that hot rod flames one in the first pic, far right.

So Twilight is a filly and everyone else is normal age. Do some ponies call her Twiggles 'cause they thinks its her name or do they call her that 'cause she calls herself that, I hope its the former.

I like to imagine that, rather than a sound effect, she's actually just saying the word "poot" over and over with no change in tone or inflection.

Whew, what an exciting chapter.

Yes! I'm not alone!

This is nearly exactly how I remember them defeating Nightmare Moon.

This chapter was so good I need a new system that lets me thumbs up a story infinity times.

Man I hate fanfics that just rehash every last detail from the actual episode without changing anything.


Yes, exactly! She's pooting Black Snooty into submission!

Anyway, epic confrontation.

You need to continue this. Either that or update The Whittler but we both know how likely that is, don’t we?

And thus, the most epically epic tale of epicness was concluded! For now...

Truly the greatest finale ever written. I look forward to my feed one day having another update.

...its called not taking things too seriously have you ever heard of said concept I know its quite a obscure and radical one.

ofcourse I know what it is, It is just that sometimes wierd goes too far

I look to my new friends: Julian, YuGi, Domo, Arigato, and Mister Roboto.

Domo Arigato Mister Roboto!

As I Poot, Scootin’ Boogie my way back to the tree thingie I am currently living in, something dangerous happens!

Boot Scootin' Boogie! You have a good taste in songs, my friend.

A manicure is calmly standing there, brow raised. An embroidered white handkerchief tied around his neck with the words “Hungry Like a Tiger” and a cute, cartoon looking tiger holding a fork and spoon.

Hungry Like the Wolf, maybe? If so, Hungry Like the Wolf! If not, aww!

I find three strange looking skeletons. Bipedal, from what I can gather, their arms chained to the wall, pelvic bones shattered, and yet their jaws show pain mixed with pleasure.

After 20 years, I think it’s safe to say this joke will never die. :rainbowlaugh:

For this occasion, I applied Alumx voice to the Princess Celestia Poopybottom in my head reading. The story was good and you did the characters well too. I shall be continuation of the readings now.

This was fun. I think I might consider writing a submission if those are still open.

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