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Ladies and Gentlemen, take my advice. Pull down your pants and slide on the ice.


Twiggles makes new friends on her adventures in Ponyville. Princess Celestia claims they aren't really friends, but Twiggles will show her. She will show the world, how strong their friendship bondage is!


I don't even know anymore. Art is of course what's his face TJ Pones... or Jargon Scott, idk anymore I just assume they're the same person. Inspired from that one art thing, and no one edited because the only thing that could fix this story is the Delete Story button.

Chapters (4)
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Comments ( 26 )

God bless you, Rob. PLEASE finish this.

How does a slug scurry? I think the act requires at least two legs. Or at least, appendages. :unsuresweetie:

I can fiscally feel my braincells die. Why :facehoof:

Brilliant. And yes, Celestia. You're a bad teacher.

Now now, don't cry Twiggles, you are strong, and smart, and I'm sure your friends haven't abandoned you, they're just... slower than you! There! They need time to catch up to your incredible speed

Also, second picture, middle one.

Celestia looked down to her other guard. “I’m not a bad teacher, am I?”

Shimmy Shims through the mirror: ಠ_ಠ

I just pootin’ saw this last night, lol. And yea, also seen the “they’re the same person” stuff, but I don’t know. I could see it but...eh.

Twiggles would pickle the first one. It looks the coolest.

It only takes five rounds of .500 Smith and Wesson to drop the water snake. Wait, was it five… or six?

Hella wack. Also, who TF gave her that :rainbowlaugh:

“No,” says Twiggles, opening her hammer space storage Tech Deck ™ add on.

No, no, Twiggles does not speak aloud, her expression says it all.


Celestia is... not the best at saying no to her students' demands.

how the fuck does anyone read this??
barely half a chapter in and Im out.

Your story has made me laugh on the toilet so hard that things were shaken loose. :rainbowlaugh:

A manicure is calmly standing there, brow raised.

When doing my manicures, I don’t typically do my eyebrows...

We don't read it. We just shove sharpened spoons into our eye sockets and pretend everything is alright.

Twiggles is my favorite character! BOOO PRINCESS POOPYBOTTOM STINKS!!!! GO TWIGGLES GO!!

I'm gonna vote for that hot rod flames one in the first pic, far right.

So Twilight is a filly and everyone else is normal age. Do some ponies call her Twiggles 'cause they thinks its her name or do they call her that 'cause she calls herself that, I hope its the former.

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