Canterlot sucks poots.
As I Poot, Scootin’ Boogie my way back to the tree thingie I am currently living in, something dangerous happens!
The sun explodes!
Now the world is dark.
“Muah ha ha ha! Now the world shall be forever covered in darkness!”
Woah. She sounds cool. My friends and I must go investigate!
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“What did you do with the Princess!?”
“Oh, you don’t have to worry your little sun-loving faces about her. I made sure of that.”
“Seize her! Only she knows where the princess is!”
Three Royal Guards shot out, but were struck down quickly by wicked night magic.
“You foolish foals, you think you can stop me!? I am Nightmare Moon, and the night… shall last… FO-”
Squeak, squeak, squeak, squeak…
Everypony, even Nightmare Moon, stops to look in the center of the room, where a small purple filly scoots along on her hella wack skateboard with neon green wheels.
“What… is that?” asks Nightmare Moon, looking hopeful at the Mayor.
“That… is Twilight Sparkle. Princess Celestia’s… student.”
Nightmare raised a brow, the mayor’s voice at student taking her off guard.
“Very well. You foolish foal, you think you can stop me alone!”
The filly’s horn glowed, and she dropped in front of her 5 worms.
“Are… those worms?” Nightmare asked, again, to the mayor.
“Just… humor her, please.”
Nightmare Moon shrugged. “Very well. You think you and your silly puddle worms can stop me!”
Twilight pointed a hoof at her, and then pooted a raspberry from her mouth.
“What… what was that? Are you… threatening me?”
Twilight shook her.
“Challenging me?”
Another head shake.
“Then what! I don’t understand!”
Julian, the bravest of worms, shot out and smacked Nightmare Moon in the face.
Nightmare blinked, looking down her muzzle at the wiggling worm, as it made its way down to her snout, left a trail of ooze, and then fell down to the ground floor, landing in a slice of cake.
“Yeaaaah, I’m just... gonna go now. To my old Castle. You know, do evil things and… whatever.”
With a puff of magic, she turned into a sparkly blue cloud and whisked away.
“Well, that was… something, I guess.” Mayor Mare stepped down from her podium, then approached Twilight. “Twiggles, do you think you can really stop her?”
Twilight’s eyes glowed, shimmering with excitement, adventure-
“She went into the Everfree Forest, you know, the dangerous place.
-and then again, her library had lights, she could just go there and play with her Hotwheels.
So that’s what she did, along with her 5 best friends and a slice of cake.