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“You’re not going to wash your hooves, child?”

Cozy Glow’s eyes snapped open and she shot Tirek an angry look from someone who had literally nothing to lose. “No! Because I’m E-VIL!” Cozy Glow stressed. i know that reference

Neece #2 · Nov 12th, 2019 · · 1 ·

‘love me HARDER, Lord Daddy!’

Somehow that managed not to be the lowest point of depravity of this story.

Congratulations, you just earned your first GODDAMMIT JUSTICE!!! :rainbowlaugh:
I bet Syeekoh is proud :rainbowwild:

“Hehehe…” Cozy Glow giggled merrily and breathily. “So, are you enjoying my first time as much as I’m enjoying yours?!”

Tirek’s entire reality came to a screeching halt.

How?!

How did she know Tirek’s shameful secret?!

No wonder he's so cranky:rainbowlaugh:!!!

Cozy...you're uh...you're not well are you?

Tirek: Cozy! Stop it or I will spank you!

Cozy: *Big grin.*

Tirek: Stop it or...I WON'T spank you,

Damn you Heinlein, for conceiving of a metaphysical framework in which all of the above literally happened. (World as Myth, look it up)

“You’re not going to wash your hooves, child?”

Cozy Glow’s eyes snapped open and she shot Tirek an angry look from someone who had literally nothing to lose. “No! Because I’m E-VIL!”

Look, that made sense in its original context because it was a superhero in a supervillain's body deliberately going full retard to ruin the latter's reputation. Tirek is now Fred.

To make the previous sound less grouchy-old-man-esque, this is very much the kind of story that has you laughing constantly throughout only to realize at the end that none of it made any kind of sense.

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The real question is whether she's a pony, because we don't have standards to judge her wellness by unless that's resolved.

I have got to stop asking just how fucked up can your stores get, cause at this point, I'm starting to think you're taking it as a challenge!

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Many have learned the hard way that this is, in fact, my response to declarations that my insanity knows some limits:

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Is this rushed? This feels very rushed. Still like it :twilightsheepish:

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This was a wonderfully messed up story to pre-read. We died laughing quite a few times.

A testament to beautiful madness with a side of lewd. This was one hell of a read. The dialogue was especially raunchy, crazy, and hilarious.

Nice Justice League Unlimited reference, by the way.

“Why are you like this?! Who hurt you?!” Tirek asked.

Out of all the hilarious dialogue, that somehow got me.

how? Just how can you come up with something that great?

Many years later, Tartarus is full of these things:
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“Why are you like this?! Who hurt you?!” Tirek asked.

That's my question to.

Weird I like weird.
Whoa to weird dial it back just a little...
Nevermind!
no brakes on the weird train
Choo choo!

What kind of things were said at the VA villains panel to inspire this story?

The bible teaches that all sin is equally heinous in the eyes of God. But I think this worse

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Sunni specifically started doing her 'Cozy Glow' voice when asked about Tartarus and began talking about how there's only 'one bathroom in Tartarus' and basically 'no privacy' as while she made 'eyes' at Mark.

This was basically the key panel of the con and was at around 9:30 AM or maybe 10AM, so plenty of kids in the audience!

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Wonder if there well be a time when those kids are older and they remember that and will go “Oh, that was the joke.”

That was basically my entire rewatch of justice league unlimited recently when I wasn’t like 5 or 6 and a lot of the jokes just went right over my head.

I didn't think inkbunny made art!

"Or the Dreaded 'Double-Hell!'?" Is that a reference to the recently released Hazbin Hotel pilot? Because I smell a reference to the recently released Hazbin Hotel pilot.
And even if it isn't, you reminded me of it, which is just as swell.

Congratz, you got featured. 11/12/2019

9939457 Thought the same, at first.

I'm saying this as a compliment: Why do I always feel I've done a gallon of LSD after reading one of your stories?

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:trixieshiftright: I may have binged a certain cartoon pilot a bunch of times prior to writing the chapter title.. :trixieshiftleft:

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Thanks for the explanation. Was curious.

Cozy Glow, "Since we're in hell, let's bang!"

Tirek, "Do I LOOK like Epstein to you?! Who totally did not commit suicide?!"

:trollestia:

“Oh my hated SUN goddess! The PUG word again! You basically drink ponies!”

A weird green, spotted bug biped with a long sharply-pointed tail and half-extended wings suddenly appeared, "Hey there, name's Cell. I think we could get along swimmingly."

:trollestia:

9939570 You and me both, man

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What are you? An expert or something?

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Man knows his artists, apparently.

Oh man, latter half had me laughing way too hard.

https://inkbunny.net/SoulCentinel
The artist's page. While he does state that people can freely use his art for cover arts they have to credit.
Not giving his name, and not linking to him, is kind of rude or silly of a mistake to make.

"What eas the even under that they'd avoid fucking each other? Two, three days?"

Uh. What???? Not bad, overall. I do like the method you took with it, even if it was a little... incoherent at times.

Anyone who enjoyed this is a sick individual.
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That being said *unzips*
Yeah 🅱retty good

I... I have questions, and laughs. Mainly laughs.

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Well, good eye either way.
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I was fairly certain I'd seen images like this on derpi but I couldn't actually find it on a reverse search, and Justice I expect saw the source link on the image and just assumed the artist was named inkbunny and had their own website. inkbunny dot net/s/1935335 is how the source reads, but that doesn't show the artist's name.

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Yes, this. Exactly this.

what the fuck did I just read?!

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A goddamn masterpiece.

Inspired by the Villains VA Panel at Everfree Northwest and dedicated to Sunni Westbrook and Mark Acheson. Thanks for burning some choice images onto the brains of speaking room full of con-goers and forcing the people with kids present to field some mad uncomfortable questions in the future

I must see this

This is a great look into the minds of the mentally unbalanced. But yeah, I enjoyed this story and it's raw vulgarity. Although I must agree with that it gets a little weird and rambling toward the end.

Comment posted by DarkDMan deleted Nov 16th, 2019

Wow!:rainbowderp:

You really go big with your stories. Good job!:moustache:

Me: Oh, a new Justice story!

*Settles down to read it without looking at the synopsis*

Mysterious Voice: Five minutes later....

Me: *Head tilts to the side and drool runs out of his mouth, as the sound of broken glass is heard from his brain breaking*

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I now love Sunni even more now.

I come not to bury this story, nor to praise it.
I'll just say...this is something.

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