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Samey90


I have no heart and my avatar makes everything sound sexual. Also, It's pronounced "sam-ee".

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Who’d say that being a flower pony is hard? Roseluck never thought so, but after getting stuck with two lazy coworkers and having to provide flowers for all the occasions, she quickly ends up on her last legs. Luckily, there are always Lily’s “caffeine” pills...

Preread by RK_Striker_JK_5
Russian version translated by FoxcubRandy and edited by ColdSky

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Fuck it. I hate you I'm laughing too hard at this. :D :D :D Okay, you've gained a new follower.

Oh my god man... why do have, like, three heads, *giggles*

What a trip! :rainbowlaugh:

8596374
Your mistake was attempting to resist :pinkiecrazy:

Until now that is. Once you go down the dark path of Samey fics, there is no going back!

I'm just going by the title here, but shouldn't there be a crystal ponies tag?

That's great, I must read it! And translate :twistnerd:

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After a million words you'll never be the same again...

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Not really. "crystal" as in crystal meth, I'm afraid.

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Xорошо :pinkiehappy:

years of drinking caused her liver to get a mind on its own, run away from her body and get splashed on the ceiling.

Equestria's high background thaumaturgical radiation has created a new class of horrific (if you are a normal, well adjusted pony) or darkly humorous (if you are not) medical emergencies: organ sapience. The aforementioned "liver exodus" is the ur example, but many other cases have been recorded by Canterlot medical researchers in their yearly publication "Closed Casket Compendium: An Omnibus of All the Horrible Ways You Can Die". For some reason unknown to researchers, the effect is most pronounced in the GI tract.

Ms. Doughnut Steel earned her place in the CCC when her duodenum, already a well-read legal scholar, claimed to have found a legal loop-hole in the Equestrian Constitution and promptly declared independence, claiming the title of "Generalissimo Hubert Cumberdale" and forming the sovereign state of Intestinum Duodenum. In a press release, Cumberdale promised an "eternal guerilla conflict against the despotic Celestia and her illegal junta". Fortunately the Equestrian Civil Service were able to negotiate a peaceful reintegration of Intestinum Duodenum back into Equestria (and Ms. Steel's body) through a month of legal negotiation and the procurement of 2 cherry ice cream sandwiches.

Mr. Tutti Frutti caused a sensation when his lower intestine crawled its way out of him in the midst of a radio interview to pursue a career as an operatic singer by singing a tear-jerking rendition of "This Day Aria" followed shortly by "Winter Wrap-up" and "The Smile Song". Mr. Frutti was hit with an expensive emergency prolapse surgery, innumerable calls from scouting agencies, and a 17,000 bit fine for "the broadcast of copyrighted works without a public broadcast licence".

As a result, many ponies panic when they feel heartburn or a twinge in their lower GI tract after a particularly hearty and spicy meal. Do they drink a slug of milk of magnesia? Do they call their solicitor? Or visit a talent agent?

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It's barely January 2nd and I already have the comment of the year... :rainbowlaugh:

Ms. Doughnut Steel earned her place in theCCCwhen her duodenum, already a well-read legal scholar, claimed to have found a legal loop-hole in the Equestrian Constitution and promptly declared independence, claiming the title of "Generalissimo Hubert Cumberdale" and forming the sovereign state of Intestinum Duodenum. In a press release, Cumberdale promised an "eternal guerilla conflict against the despotic Celestia and her illegal junta".

So basically, it was a great shitstorm... :trollestia:

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So basically, it was a great shitstorm...

"Shitstorm" was what happened when Decibel Explosion, lead drummer of the blackened ogre death metal band Gelatine, had his mesentery suddenly decide to pursue a career in meteorology...

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Yeah, that couldn't end well... :rainbowlaugh: Guess the guy stopped relying on his gut feeling when predicting weather.

By the way, what does a phrase "Flying it, thanks" mean? I don't know this idiom.

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It's an Irish idiom meaning that everything is fine.

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Thanks! What means a phrase about "rocking horse" I understood myself :derpytongue2:
(Now I'm translating this story, yeah...)

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