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"Ladies and Gentlemen, take my advice. Pull down your pants and slide on the ice." ~ Dr. Sidney Freedman, M*A*S*H S3 Ep5

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I have no regrets. I hope your readers enjoy this.

ROBCakeran53
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I have all the regerts. I hope my readers hate this. naw jk love ya pencil :heart:

"Cancelled".

This is the only time I am ok with that status. MORE than ok.

~Skeeter The Lurker

Estee #4 · Oct 26th, 2019 · · 2 ·

...goddammit, Majin Rob.

This will be explosive.

Rob.

Pencil.

I have no words, except; bravo

Not going to read this, but I can't resist the urge to type

"Congratulations, Toilet. You're the new Rainbow Dash!"

Eh, it wasn't that bad.

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....Fetish based stories NEVER... go well with readers.

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...I know. :)

Out of season April Fools joke?

The risk I took was calculated, but boy, am I bad at math.

upvoted because i didn't listen to the warnings and got exactly what was promised: regret

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Rob, Pencil, I want you both to know: I’m not mad. I’m just disappointed. Very, very disappointed. And proud. Very proud. But mostly disappointed.

I find it shockingly amazing that two of the most creative minds in Fimfiction get together and this is what you created...I'm without words, except to say...


That was some funny shit!

Great job, you two!

It's not that bad. Weird? Yes. Odd? Most definitely. But bad? Not even close. :twilightsmile: Laughed so hard I could barely breathe. Bravo and jolly good to you both. :pinkiehappy:

The same shitter you wrote MLD on too. I can tell you all it’s a good shitter indeed.

I know that I shouldn’t read this. I know I’ll regret it. And yet ...

My morbid curiosity is going to make me do something I’ll regret.

Wanderer D
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9906240 Remember that calculation you did for how much a pony would crap? I do. I wish I didn't.
9906102 I think I'm ready to give Spike a break now.

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A kink store by you two? Intrigued

what the unholy shit

the existence of this doesn't "hurt my soul" so much as it "flashed my soul its tits, then had its evil twin kick me in the junk while i was distracted and rammed a spiked cricket bat up my urethra"

Robert Cake Runner the Fifty-Third why does this have to exist

they are great fics which i love and cant wait to read and then there's this

Ah yes, the return of the "Why?" boner.

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WITH A VENGEANCE! :pinkiecrazy:

i need an adult

Why didn’t I turn back when I had the chance?

Are you trying to out-Daddy-Why-Do-I-Get-Boners-When-I-Poop me?

Now this is a shitfic.

At least he had his Rarity time:facehoof:

...I'm going back to sleep.

Yep, I read the title and noped out of this fic faster than a priest on Sunday. I'm only sticking around long enough to leave this comment before doing my best to forget this story exists.

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This was... a 3 year project between myself and anonpencil. And by "3 year project", I mean she threw the collab idea at me, gave me a gdoc, and it took me 3 years to actually write.

Does this mean it's going to take three years for you to write the ending to Chestnut Mare?

I must say. I’ve never read a story quite like this before... Actually, that’s a lie. There was a story once about a sapient supermarket...

Either way, I still haven’t read My Little Dashie. :raritywink:

I am forever dead inside

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Thank you for this. We have been blessed.

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I second this or another chapter as I thought it was great. Funny and kinky still. A hard balance to find imo.

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Remember that calculation you did for how much a pony would crap? I do. I wish I didn't.

I sure do!

People might not like the results of Science!, but they need to know them.

No regrets. That was hilariously fucked up shit.

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“No ponies have anywhere to go to the bathroom. We can’t go on the ground again, not after The Great E.coli Outbreak a few years ago! In fact, there’s only one toilet he hasn’t gotten to… and that’s you!”

“So, every pony in Ponyville is headed here,”

After reading those words I pictured these scenes in my head:

He knew stallions had to pee inside of a mare to make a foal, but what if a stallion peed into another stallions butt? Would it… make poop foals? Flattus fillies? Crap colts? He didn’t know, and yet couldn’t stop wondering.

You know that moment where you're driving down the road and about to pass a wreck and you know you shouldn't gawk but you just gotta know?

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So you're finally reading it, huh?

Spike was all kinds of confused

As am I. At least there isn't

“Oh, of all the times to have had Mexicolt food…”

OH NO

(Ah, that’s for another story, Rob)

One which, God willing, will never see the light of day.

“I had bean dip for lunch, so get ready. It’s going to be a doozy!”

Sometimes, you can't tell if the author is the hero or the villain.

I know Anon's feminine wiles, I do. So I understand, intellectually. And, I guess I begrudgingly give you props for touching something I wouldn't, nevermind that blog post.

EDIT: also, upvoted, because the chapter title fulfills its promise. Oh boy, does it ever.

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Unfortunately, I did. Skimmed over some of it, as I’m sure you’ll understand.

So, when can we expect this on an episode of Shitfaced Shitfics? But in all seriousness, why?
Great story, butt why? I don't know how to feel about this.
Pencil and Rob... Nice work.

Just one silly question. Did Twilight just decide to bolt Spike into the floor and hook him up to a sewer system to make him fully funtional or did the spell just by its own nature attach him to the floor and include with his own sewer line?

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THIS. This is the kind of question I've waited for for so long....

Either way you look at it, it is horrifying. So I like to leave this up to the readers, because if I gave a final verdict as to what happened, then I'd get nothing but screams and death threats.

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