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Twilight Glimmer


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This story is a sequel to The Moon Is Not Made Out Of Cheese!


Knit Wit is still hungry, and he wants to eat something.

He’s in the mood for some rock candy.

The crystal heart is hard and shiny.

Rock candy is hard and shiny.

That makes the crystal heart rock candy!


Edited by:moonbutters

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I was gonna say geld him to protect the gene pool, but really... just kill him. o-o Holy crap he's as bad as any villain, and twenty times as threatening. He made the Sisters willingly abdicate.

:rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh:

Knit Wit's assault on the towers of Common Sense still rages on to this day!:trollestia:

If they want to get rid of Knit Wit, then they should just nuke him from orbit, it's the only way to be sure.

Oh my lord XD This was funny. This whole series is hilarious!

“My teachers always used to tell me that a rumba (dumbese translation note: rhombus) was a square with the top moved to the side! I just wanted a unique-looking house! How many ponies can say they live in a rumba?! This wasn’t supposed to happen!” The stupid pony points to his house. The entire thing had been sliced in half, the top half cleaved from the bottom. There were signs of an attempt to shift the top half to the right before the top half had collapsed into the bottom half, and the officer that had been called out for a disturbance was looking between the disaster, and a childish doodle that seems to have passed for project plans in the challenged stallion’s mind that depicted a process that went from the house in one piece, the cut being made, the top being shifted, and then...the whole thing being instantly reconnected with slanted walls. Who was this guy’s mother and why did she let him leave the nest?

(Note: Dumbese. The speech tendencies of the intellectually unenlightened that just don’t pass in standard conversation. It’s funny because dummies. Was also considering ‘Durrian’, but I wasn’t sure about the efficacy of what amounted to a fruit pun for a language of idiots.)

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Perhaps to get rid of him?
And the apple never falls too far from the tree.

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I don’t know if it was clear, but that was something that came to mind as something I could imagine Knit Wit doing after all the dumb stuff he’s already done.

the first 2 stories were better......:trixieshiftright:
sure hope it gets better in the next fic!:twilightsmile:

I feel like Twilight should be the one to end Knit Wit's rein of terror with something equally stupid...

Like tricking him into digesting poison joke and the spore from the jungle fever plant simultaneously.

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You would also need to Geld his father and tie his mothers tubes to be ABSOLUTELY Sure.

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I'm thinking, maybe, China had the right idea? Nine Familial Exterminations. Just... just take that whole family tree and dunk it. Right into Tartarus. He's more powerful than Tirek and Cozy Glow, and we can't have that running loose.

"And on that day, the Princess of Love decreed the Death Penalty would be introduced to pony society for the first time."

"Meanwhile, in Tartarus, a filly and a centaur hugged as they shed happy tears."

oh sweet jeezus

this is gonna be 20x better when i'm all dosed up on my sleepin meds oh heck yes

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So that explains why today's society lacks it!

Knit Wit

But, doesn't nit wit not start with a k?

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Yes, it is. His name itself is a joke.

if its Twilights turn next I predict something exceptionally out of proportion and silly specially since shes likely in full breakdown mode from getting all the responsibilities dumped on her.

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I suspect the most logical and most effective option for handling this is Celestia's patent-pending tried-and-true method of problem solving: the good old "pass the problem off onto your student" method. Make Starlight take care of it. I'm pretty sure she'd find a way to solve the problem for good, too.

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Like...Instant Reformation? :twilightoops:

Out of the three princesses, Cadance seemed to have suffered the least mental breakdown. But her sleep was ruined, so it kind of even things up.

So I’m guessing the next pony to be harassed will be his dentist, either from candy related tooth decay or he cracked a tooth trying to eat a rock.

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FYI, it's Swamp Fever, not Jungle Fever.

Yay, another Knit Wit story! I'd like to see these animated.

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Nopony expects the Spanish Inquisition! Though I'd imagine Knit Wit wouldn't expect it because he's a dolt rather than anything actually related to the Inquisition.

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Dealing with a teething infant, especially your first one is enough trauma to negate astonishingly high levels of idiocy.

Add in "alicorn infant" and the tolerance levels go off the chart to levels that would otherwise instantly kill Twilight Sparkle via brainsplosion.

Cadence was baffled. “Um, who exactly let you graduate from kindergarten?”

Who said he did graduade?

After reading the story title in the feature box (congratulations by the way) I first expected something changeling-related.
But this is even better!

Maybe they should send him to Queen Chrysalis.
Then they won't have to deal with him anymore and maybe he will even manage to drive the queen insane.

It's a good thing breathing is an involuntary reflex, or this guy would have died at birth.

Ah Cadence, solving problems like only a sleep deprived parent can. In the most expedient and less labor intensive manner possible :rainbowlaugh:

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Are you SURE it's a good idea to hoist up the avatar of stupidity to Starlight of all ponies?

we either need Knit Wit to become the alicorn of stupidity or his stupidity save equstria

how does candence know he already hasn't reproduced?

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That might work. Poison joke might well transform him into a super-genius, just for its own amusement.

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That’s implying that she was sane to begin with. :rainbowlaugh:

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Random stories are like Pinkie Sense, you shouldn’t question it. :heart:

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knowing him, he'd suffer from Wile E Coyote Syndrome and wind up blowing himself up over and over, or somehow smashed by rocks and such

Soooo...safe to assume he'll annoy Twilight next?

What if he's not an actual pony but a magical construct made by discord to annoy everypony with his stupidity.

Something tells me Twilight is next.

There is a competition between the engineers and designers who try to design 100% foolproof devices and between the Universe which produces more and more resourceful idiots. Thus far, the Universe is winning. Same applies for ponies I think. :)

For the love of goodness please don’t ever ship him, everyone.

Make the sequel all the first time each of the Mane 6 have had to deal with him. Pls.

“Why, thank you!” said Knit Wit. “I don’t know how I got from Canterlot to here so quickly, but I guess Celestia wasn’t in the mood for questions. I was only going to ask if one plus one equals eleventeen .”

:rainbowlaugh:

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She's spent five minutes in his presence. She knows.

I have a good name for the next one.

Celestia has a request for Twilight, "can you give a pony a brain" lol.

This is to much for me.

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Knit Wit: "If a tree falls in a forest and nopony is around, does it make a sound?"
Twilight: ":twilightoops: NOOO!!! I TRIED THAT ONE ALREADY!!! I STILL DON'T HAVE AN ANSWER!!! :facehoof:"

Can I kill him??? Please?!?!?!? 😤😤😤 He is so fucking annoying!!!!!!!!! Who has a Spas-12 shotgun?!?!?

He's like gummy as a pony. That's it, nothing else to say.

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