This story is a sequel to You Can’t Eat The Crystal Heart!
After hearing about Celestia and Luna’s retirement, Twilight prepares to destroy Knit Wit.
It’s going to be harder than she thinks.
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The difference between me and Twilight is that I would simply cut his throat open so I don't have to hear his stupidity.
You really need to write about his demise.
Anti-Vaxxers.
There is only one problem with this excuse; we clearly see purple smart lowering the moon and raising the sun in the season 4 finale
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Think about what state of mind she’s in. Do you really expect her to remember that detail at this particular moment?
Knit has scrambled her mind beyond repair.
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Faith healers (if god exists he wouldn't want me to spend $10,000 just so you can tell me exactly what my Priest does for free and get all handsy!) Homeopaths (water "remembers" the effects of medicine and recreates it more powerfully once you remove the medicine!), Voodoo healers (if all I need to do is believe for it to work what exactly are you even doing? I'm doing the work your just a glorified instruction manual!)
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Yes
Damn death tease.
I wonder, would he become smarter if discorded, or even more stupid than normal? Now that's a mystery.
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Shots fired. Yes, pun completely intended.
Meh.
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I think we found the next one in the chain.........either that or knit wit is just discord being a troll
What do you know? Knit Wit's stupidity saved him. For now.
THE GOD OF STUPIDITY WILL RISE AND MAKE EQUESTRIA GREAT (or really really dumb) AGAIN!
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na, discord finds this guy and looses his shit because he is neither chaos or fun, just stupid incarnate
Um, dude, you opened a door to a part 5. This series was a blast. Thanks for making this cringe feast.
i’m dying
How is this guy not in a hospital or other institution for the mentally disabled? This is something we need to know.
When Twilight gets angry, you know you done something you shouldn't have done!
There's actual dumb, then there's playing dumb.
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Knit wit knows exactly what he's doing.
Celestia DID think of that, dear Luna. However, since the princess of the bucking sun and the prime ruler of an entire goddam country is not as magically powerful as a purple booknerd with wings, she did not know any memory spells and so decided to try and get rid of the memory via alcohol, which explains the very severe hangover she had
THERE IS SIMPLY NO END TO TROLLESTIA
OH MY GODS
can we have this story too please? Nit Wit needs to be EXTERMINATED for how much of a useless ground-pounder he is.
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and then there's idiocy beyond reality and what should be possible. (a Nit Wit story.)
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. I may publish it as a troll fic or in a blog post sometime this year. I'd like to wait for some sort of special occasion to do that though.
Well thanks for reminding me that this story existed
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your welcome, do it whenever you wanna, XD
I only now found this and Cadance's story. And I freaking love this series!
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and then there's "being born without a brain," XD
Bury the light deep within!
Cast aside, there's no coming home!
We're burning chaos in the wind!
Drifting in the ocean all alone!