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Immortan Joe
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Immortan Joe
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Oh gosh that pic makes me wish for a plague of gripes fic
7801885 I feel ya bro. If only I could write him really good and knew more about Eli.
Odd magic quirk.. I'd be interested in more of this if you plan on more.
Character is rather amusing and has potential.
This was pretty good though I feel there should be a little bit more dialog between Spike and the person he is speaking with. Other than that this was actually pretty good. Can't wait to see what else you come up with.
7801903 Oh yes, I plan to continue with this.
The story is funny enough that I don't even care enough to point out the typos. Plus it's way too goddamn late for me.
7801929 Believe me, I know of the typos I was just too lazy to also go and fix them.
I like it already. At your convenience, I would enjoy reading more of this.
Wait, what's that thing floating in the background?
... is that the script?
I'm amused. I'm very interested in where this is going. Would like to see the ponies feelings about him expanded upon to give room for possible plots. So far we know pinkie likes him a LOT and twilight tries to help and be nice but it won't last long with his constant racist remarks. I would assume rarity can't stand the sight of him, and the others are meh about him. Oh yeah and applejack hates him cause theft. Interested to see if we get some character development where he very slowly gets used to things and eventually, after like a year of in story time, doesn't hate magic. Still unsettling to him though.
Pardon the rant from the top of my head.
I enjoy this very much. Looking forward to more.
This is officially my favorite story.
moar
7801988 Why, yes. Yes it is.
He should probably see a doctor.
why does the guy on the cover art look like PlagueOfGripes?
7803119 Because it is Plague of Gripes
Having an erection for too long stops blood flow to the penis and results in necrosis; something that is very painful and causes permanent damage. This is why erection commercials warn about anything 4hrs or more.
7804007 Yeah but then the story wouldn't really have any form of comedy to it, plus it's an abnormal magical erection he got from pony 'medicine'.
#checkmateathesists
7804071 it would be funny if he had to have a clot removed and decided to use a syringe rather than remove it with magic
"I turned and hightailed it out of there, my stiff cock flailing like the opposite end of a nunchuck."
I now have a new sex move.
It deserve tracking
Jesus tap dancing Christ! Why is this so funny?!
He's more well known for his animations.
I like this.
ANOTHER! *Hacks into fimfiction and does the HTML equivalent of smashing this fic*
Do it you won't no balls.
I feel bad for him to have a stiffy that long would suck
7810371 consult a doctor if your erection lasts more than 4 hours
He's going to get arrested
Ceiling.
There was a distinct lack of humor to any of his actions in this chapter. I'm hoping he gets his comeuppance for his dickishness.
7814060
It feels like this is just an excuse to abuse some ponies with no recompense. His character still hasn't been fleshed out beyond 'I violently hate ponies for reasons the author refuses to explain.'
Ciao actually.
Shouldn't have bailed him out.
Im not liking how he gets close to Spike...
Where the hell are you even going with this?
7815075 the author is Immortan Joe. Aren't you a bit naive to think anyone apart from a time traveler from the far future knows where this is going?
7815353
At least some of their other stories have some semblance of cohesion.
7815369
Chapter 1
It'd be a spoiler if I told you where this story was going.
7814541 Should have forced him to drink more of that med.
My god this story made me laugh. When is the last time a story made me actually laugh out loud. Instead of just smile or acknowledge that the jokes are funny. thanks man.
Huh didn't expect that
OH SHIT!
I like the progression of him actually trying to be nice to twilight. It's nice. I'm excited to read further. The mystery is enticing. Well done.
Ok, seems legit. Now, when's he gonna get some new pants?
SURPRISE AMNESIA!
Keep writing, please, this is hilarious! XD
Hmm... I think he doesn't like Unicorns is cause they can use magic and he doesn't quite understand it.
I mean, it's obvious on how earth ponies work and the wings of a Pegasus flap. But I guess not knowing exactly everything about unicorns or magic you can use like them might make people scared... or perhaps curious and amazed.
Does that make any sense? That's my reason as to why Isaac might not like unicorns or magic.
He doesn't have tools, skill, or materials to make a gun