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I'm a Scotsman who likes to write stories, not all of which are of the self-insert variety. (Discord Server)

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This was hilarious and amazingly written, well done! :twilightsmile:

And for those of you who are wondering, and don't know what it is, don't google it. It's not some much NSFW as it is NSFL.

For those who are still curious.

It's an STD

Thought that last one was gonna be Blue Balls :rainbowlaugh:
Hahahah, nice job

large patch dried blood on it.

You forgot a 'with' in there

Interesting read. Certainly gave me a laugh!

Eh. I guess I can see the humor in this, but anon's character is too obnoxious for me.

Also, you need to add the word 'the' behind 'hospital'.

I disagree with the author, if you are curious about a blue waffle look it up! just make sure you are alone and no one can see what you are looking at

Anon and Blue Waffle sitting in a tree...k-i-s-s-i-n-g..

first comes love, then comes marriage, then a bunch of foals in a baby carriage...

Have fun with that hell Anon knowing your wife is named Blue Waffle

If I’m understanding you correctly (and I may not be), you’re suggesting the wording be changed from “to hospital” to “to the hospital”. For US English that would be quite correct. Outside the US, however, the current wording is preferred, as I understand it.

7800771 If that's the case, and the author isn't from the US, then ignore my last critique.

A large banner hangs across one wall, bearing the words 'SPEED DATING EVENING' in what looks like the Equestrian equivalent of Comic Sans MS.

Well, if it looks good...

’E’s a Scotsman, ’e is! :moustache:

Oh sweet Zombie Jesus, the names of these mares! :rainbowlaugh:

My name is Tally Whacker,

:facehoof: :rainbowlaugh:

For I... am Glory Hole,

:facehoof: :facehoof: :rainbowlaugh:

"Iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiittts... Cream!" she says giddily. "Cream Pie!"

:rainbowlaugh: :rainbowlaugh: :rainbowlaugh:

"Yeah!" you exclaim, only for the joy you feel to be replaced with something else entirely. Did she say 'Blue Waffle?'

Oh, God, she did! Brain, I'm begging you, don't give me a mental—

"Anon, are you— gah!" Blue screams as you bring up your dinner, and then your world goes dark.

:rainbowhuh: Did I miss something here?

*Looks up "blue waffle"*
Oh, God. I don't even... :pinkiesick:

*Does more Googling out of morbid curiosity*
:ajsleepy: Thank Koresh, it's not real!


Oh sweet Zombie Jesus

I see you've grown quite fond of this odd expression you came up with Jimbo. :rainbowlaugh:

"Blue Waffle?


"You know what, it probably isn't healthy trying to know what every little thing I read about is. Surely life must have some mystery to it! Yes, it must, and 'blue waffle' shall be that mystery forever more!

"In hindsight, what with this being the Internet and all, this internal monologue should probably have remained internal. Oh well."

7802064 Whatever you do, do NOT google Tryptophobia. EDIT: I probably spelled that wrong, but fuck it. I ain't spell checking that, because images pop up.

I thought it is something much worse like unequally disgusting practice
This...may be unpleasant but not the worst thing on net.
That said Im not easily offended or disgusted

But It does warrant a question
Where does Anon knows it from and on such a scale that it make him nauseous?


Where does Anon knows it from and on such a scale that it make him nauseous?

Well I remember feeling quite nauseous when I first saw it myself, so that could be why (except for the fact that I didn't actually puke my guts up like Anon did).

7810394 :derpytongue2::derpytongue2:

anyway, I still like idea behind this story - the wonders of language :-D

hey everyone TRY and SEARCH for...............:pinkiegasp:

its gonna be worth it!:scootangel:

Well, I just had my daily dose of laugh and a bit too much "OH GOD WHY!?!?!?!11/???!!"

Blue waffle=moldy waffle


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