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RunicTreetops


Hug your nearest alicorn.

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Super Mario Bros. Wonder comes out tonight, and Luna intends to be the first pony in line to get it. Of course, she isn't going to wait alone. That'd be stupid. And who better to drag to GameStop with her than Anon, the guy with absolutely nothing better to do?

This can only go well.

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"Because you're a beta cuck."

Literally everything after this line made no sense to me. I could not comprehend the sheer bullshit coming out of Luna's mouth. It's not even being a true gamer, she's just become the typical Redditor.:facehoof::rainbowhuh:

Every bit of this was amazing in the best and worst sort of ways.


"Okay so it says here that you have to install Epic Games to play Sonic Superstars."

"I bought it through Steam."

"I know."

"...Fuck."

I feel so called out :P

I genuinely don't even know if they still do midnight releases anymore. I miss the old days.

Mario is great and all, but when Friday comes, I'm going straight for Spider-Man 2.

Why did I make this?

Because you wanted to warn us about the perils of EOS in Steam games, but had to throw some legit horsewords in first so that the story wouldn't get shadowrealmed?

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"Are you a brainrotted zoomer that needs constant stimulation? Need me to put some Subway Surfers gameplay in front of you, too? Maybe some Family Mare Funny Moments™?"

i appreciate that you didn't ponify subway surfers

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Is it? I thought there's a difference between digital copy and media preservation toward gamer's habits.
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Given the conclusion
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Slang coming from teens became official to memes

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Getting off topic, does Equestria have subway transport beside having trains and zeppelins?

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Probably in Manehattan or Fillydelphia, if anywhere.

I really liked the story))) very well expresses people's obsession with fanatical love for someone or something. (I was standing in line for tickets to a rock concert, I don't blame)

Princess Luna gamer, sexy

"Because you're a beta cuck."

Hye

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I was hoping to have somepony translate it for me, but now I'm :unsuresweetie:...

Looks like Luna should've double-checked the day to make sure tonight was the night of Super Mario Wonder.

This whole story has this energy.

I don’t understand what just happened, but it’s hilarious!

Rating: no understanding necessary to laugh cause Luna :twilightsmile: 10/10

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A 4channeler, you mean. Given the -oomer shit.

"Are you a brainrotted zoomer that needs constant stimulation? Need me to put some Subway Surfers gameplay in front of you, too? Maybe some Family Mare Funny Moments™?"

OK, Runic, this is a fucking AMAZING fic :rainbowlaugh:

Always knew Luna was an Alpha mare, but never realised she was a gigachad as well.

Funny enough, the line at my Gamestop was like a fourth of what it was for Legend of Zelda: Tears of the Kingdom. The store was packed. There was even a Link cosplayer there for it.

And this was the line for both Super Mario Wonder AND Marvel's Spider-Man 2.

Great, funny little story. :rainbowlaugh:

"Or would you prefer it if I talked about the little 'fantasies' you have about my sister?" Anon's face immediately goes red and he turns to face the other direction. "Yeah, that's what I thought."

oh Anon you dawg you... :trollestia:

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