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What a disturbing parallel universe but yey more bendy!
Face up to your mortality
Shouldn't that be "sat"?
You mean "ahead"?
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Sorry.
Used phone in making this. On holiday.
7274963 Oh. I see.
Can't stand to write on those things myself
Oh my god, we get it! He likes big butts and he cannot lie!
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Hey, I needed filler.
Ahh another bendy story. Always good for a laugh.
A part of me actually likes this universe...
BENDY! WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO ME?!?
That is why Outer Gods are superior to you mortal life forms; we can outlast you by an eternity. Praise Azathoth, Nucleus Chaos, from Which All Things Stem! Praise Yog-Sothoth, the Bridge from Byond Space/Time! Praise Shub-Niggurath, Mother of a Thousand Young! Praise Nyarlathotep, Messenger for Azathoth! Praise Cthulhu, Great Destroyer of Worlds!
Bendy! You missed a golden opportunity to have Fry frozen there as well!
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You're right. As a hardcore Futurama Fan I should feel ashamed.
Did you enjoy this story?
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Eh, I kind of wanted him to struggle as she forces him in the freezer.
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Once again you're right. I should have him held onto the door for dear life.
So here lies the question. Is this a luxury, or a fate worse than death?
TBH I was actually expecting something more along the lines of her making her lover become a Lich or a Vampire or something more dark like that based on the description and tags. Just cryogenic storage and Flesh to Stone transmutation kind of feels like a let down. Not to mention having a harem of frozen/petrified lovers is FAR from romantic.
OKay I'l admit, I laughed
*Terrifying...several of these have been futa...mind goes to Field Notes on Alicorn Reproductive behavior...
This story isn't very good.
The butt joke was funny the first one and a half times, tops. You just kept beating us over the head with it, and it stopped being funny almost before you made the joke.
There were quite a few issues with grammar and punctuation that made it hard to follow along.
Despite this being a second person, the back end of this story has a conversation that Anon cannot have heard on account of being frozen.
My biggest annoyance, frankly, is the very first sentence and all sentences like it. You seem to be mocking something that is inherent to writing anything. Of course the details are unimportant. But they're in the very nature of storytelling, therefore, they are vital.
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Did you not notice the author? He doesn't write these intending them to be good.
7279687 That doesn't mean I don't get to tell him that this is bad.
I'd understand if this was funny, but I don’t think it was. I was just sharing my opinion
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Trust me, I agree with you. I've left several similar comments on his stories. They aren't funny, they're just sad.
The only question is what is more depressing: The quality of the stories, or the fact that he does it intentionally and apparently enjoys making a mockery of the english language.
7280166 Definitely the latter. If you mock the medium in which you are producing art simply for the sake of mocking it, and if you make no attempt to be decent at your craft, then I don't see much point in writing and publishing.
Also, it seems to me that people have forgotten what the thumbs are for. Thumbs up are for well-written stories, regardless of the context of the content. This story is getting thumbs up on account of being "funny", but it's only "funny" in the context of it being bad. This ultimately defeats the purpose of the thumbs up.
hewutyoium, dis was gud, i liked it, i dont know why i didnt look at your stories before bendy
Hey just thinking something, if they are three very powerful alicorns can't they just make a spell to make someone immortal, even if they have to become a pony in the process?
Does it involve getting fucked in the butt by a girl horse with a dick?
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Nope, it didn't. What a twist ending!
What ever is wrong with you my friendis no small thing.
This right here made me think of this song:
And then Wolverine came to town, and sliced them into pieces like so much sliced bread.
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And then Wolverine, Deadpool, Carnage, Venom, and Dormammu came to town, and killed the princesses, and Equestria rejoiced.