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Bendy


I like big ponies and I cannot lie.

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that story description..... just.... that story description.

butts.

4chan is leaking.

This story was absolutely fantastic. Have a thumbs up for making me laugh.

Tip from a pro: greentext is bad for your writing. Start that voice over and try again.

OPAN FAIHA!!!

....ok so...this is a thing..ya and i read it :l :3 fun...

Every Time I Am Mystified How You Come Up With These Stories... The Discription Was The Most WTF Thing Ever, I Just Had To Read This... Keep It Up.

These kinds of stories are a rather curious guilty pleasure of corny cheese turds. I don't know why I read, but I do. :pinkiecrazy:

My tickle bone won't stop hurting and my lungs are in pain. And also my head feels light...probably from all the LAUGHING:rainbowlaugh: I CANT STOP LAUGHING. STOP BEING FUNNY BENDY:rainbowlaugh: but no keep being hilarious:ajbemused: because I LOVE TO LAUGH:rainbowlaugh:

Lord Darknessmarkness Narkness Blurness :rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh: WTF

... I'm going to get the MiB memory eraser. This was just to weird to read.

After trying so hard to escape it, /mlp has found me

Such funny, but much facepalm...

I Fav'd and I have no ragrits.

And besides, I love a human woman's breasts!

And besides, I love a human woman's breasts!

And besides, I love a human woman's breasts!

How oddly specific. Is there anything Celestia might want to confess too? She didn't say women's breasts.

She said a human woman.

Singular.

:trollestia:

Wtf did I just read.

2funny

*Reads short description, something about cumming in Tia's bum.
*eye-squint, I bet I know who-

Author: Bendy

:pinkiecrazy:

Btw

Once you were there, the large mare straggled herself over you

Combination of struggled and straddled?

>Bendy have you ever tried writing a serious fanfiction. Or does the mere idea give you an aneurysm?

Why do all of your stories end like that?....I didn't say stop.

"Yeah well, I don’t like pony butts! Deal with it!" you said as a nasty smirk formed on your face.

Yeah, I don't like pony butts......Pony pussies however....

"You must cum inside Princess Celestia’s butt to save humanity. Unfortunately, you don't want to cum inside Princess Celestia’s butt" Not gunna lie this made me laugh my ass off, but I had to check it out. This......fucking.....story. I laughed through out the entire story, BEHOLD MY POWERFULL SUNBUTT! :derpytongue2:

6449469

Thanks for pointing that out, changed it to straddled.


6448628

I never went to 4chan...

Nonetheless, did you enjoy the story?


6448647

I enjoyed writing this story. I wanted to write a stupid pony story where a human cums inside Princess Celestia’s butt to save humanity.


6448727

I'm not sure how myself, these silly things just seem to come to me. Perhaps being an insane Futurama fan helped a lot.


6449162

Why facepalm?


6449205

You know, you have a good point there.

I wonder which woman she's talking about?


6449564

I have written a few.


6449640

Behold the glory of Celestia’s butt!


6449819

Nothing like saving humanity while cumming inside Celestia’s butt.

6449880 Thanks for the laughs, it really took my mind off of the struggles im having right now with writing one of the chapters of my own story.

6449880 I facepalm at a lot of stuff that makes me laugh xD
hehehe, it was good, don't worry bout that :P

6449954

Glad you enjoyed it.

Also evil TCB Celestia has got this good and all powerful human fetish Celestia to deal with now. XD

6449976 Evil TCB Celly is gon get screwed over...
in more ways then one 8'D
HAHA!
I made a funny...

Okay I'll leave now.
*clip clop clip clop*

Well...That was a story. :rainbowderp:

6449976 this is exactly the same as You And Rainbow Dash Save Humanity, just with different characters.:facehoof:

I'm not judging you by using 'stock stories' to make new ones, but you do have an almost unlimited amount ideas to come up with new stuff, Bendy. Sorry for being harsh. I like it when you make stories that are complete new with new plots (not horse plots).

Story was good after all.

6450157

Was a bit... different. No evil Justin Biebers for example.

Plus the human had sex with the pony's magical butt, not magical pony pussy. XD

I tell you, I'm not some great author. I'm just some nerd on the Internet that posts stupid pony fan fiction.

6450161 Nerd or not, you're an great author and Futurama fan who loves writing silly stories,

6450161
You're a legend is what you are :')

(Keep writing about best pone butt ;):trollestia:

6451161

Thanks very much.

Did you enjoy this story? If so, why?


6451145

Great? Good perhaps, but I don't think great.

Alright Bendy. You've only got a million stories on here; it's time to give you your due.

Today had been yet another pointless day where you achieved nothing.

True.

You spent this day playing video games, watching TV and masturbating to normal human porn. Unlike your brony clopper Internet friends, who masturbated to superior My Little Pony porn, porn that was vastly superior to boring human porn.

I wish I was my brony friend right now, that sounds goddamn depressing...

"Heresy! Every human, deep down wants to fuck my butt!" she shouted with narrowed angry eyes.

I see.

"Yes! Because all humans are evil and you ponies should commit xenocide on all evil humans, by turning all humans into ponies!"

You really hate The Conversion Bureau, don't you? :trixieshiftright:

[more stuff happens]

So this is what clopfiction looks like as written by Dr. Seuss. :rainbowderp:

I don't get it. :applejackunsure:

6451301

Yes, I hate those stories with a passion.

I don't get it.

Not enjoy the story?

I personally found what I written here funny. It's a bit immature humor, but it seems other like it too.

You must cum inside Princess Celestia's butt to save humanity

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>mfw skimming over the actual story

6451428

Nick Cage approves?

Or something else you mean by that image?

6451437

How about you personally? What made you like this story?

I like details?

6451442 For me, it's the silly, care-free style of writing. It revolves around a handful of simple, chuckle-worthy things and doesn't try to stray or explain them. They are simple fact, and it sticks to that. A fun, simple story that requires little to no thought for a chuckle.

6451217
I like it cuz best pony ass and uh..... Fantabulous writing :trollestia:

6451350 It's funny at first, don't get me wrong. I found the routine just wore thin after awhile. No biggie, I didn't downvote you or anything.

I don't really like the concept of TCB either. You know who does, strangely enough? The Legendary Demon Eyes Laharl.

Go figure... :rainbowderp:

6451217 how so? Look at your profile despriction p. That's your answer

"Oh, isn't it obvious?" she said sexfully, before a nasty grin formed on her face.

Bravo.

6452543

That's OK. Not everyone like my stories.

Well I like TCB too... if it's Pro Human story like Setting Things Right or The Other Side of the Spectrum.

But other than that, I generally hate TCB. Princess Celestia basically being Adolf Hitler in pony form is one of the many reasons I hate it.


6452809

You enjoy the story?

Umm. Okay? dafuq did I just read???

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