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Bendy
I like big ponies and I cannot lie.
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Bold quote, there. We'll see.
~TOOWC
EDIT:
You've been forgiven.
I just had to glance at the title and immediately I knew who wrote this.
5575955
Clearly the summary is sarcastic. Therefore it isn't an amazing story.
5575956
Dammit. I'm so predictable.
5575967 The only consistent nature of unpredictability is that it must always be unpredictable.
5575973
Oh...
Did you like the story?
Uh....bwaaaa....gah?
5575992 I gave it a green thumb.
5575998
Errr, what?
5576003 Pretty much my train of thought after reading your story.
Given that my name is Sam, this felt weird to read...
5576035
Take note, I was originally going to call him Samwise Gamgee just for kicks. XD
Op butt is the best butt of the bootylicious pony butt universe
5576055
Damn straight.
Seriously, her butt is gorgeous.
5576068 The most gorgeous of the asstastic buttocks.
Dafaq did I just read?....Seriously I can't compute this and I'm fucking Ultron for Christ's sake.
5576100
It's a Rushfic. Most of them are silly and random.
5576156 Oh well that explains things. Continue On.
I've been playing Metal Gear Rising: Revengeance so when the protagonist of this story was named Sam, I couldn't help but imagine him as Jetstream Sam.
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Needless to say, it made this all the more weird.
Another hilarious story my friend
I came
FUCKING BRILLIANT!
CUTE CUTE CLOPPY CLOP FIC!
Well, that was cheeseburger.
5576277
Thank, glad you found it funny.
5576281
Yes. Much better than that TCB one.
5576362
Glad you like this silly story.
5576427
It that a compliment or an insult?
5576464
It was absolutely a compliment, wanted to do it in the manner this masterpiece deserves. Gave 'er an upvote, too!
5576464 but, but... I still love the Celestia is too heavy... it's a new year's masterpiece!
5575967
5575956 BITCH YOU KNOW IT WAS GLORIOUS XD :P
Should've known you were behind this, Rush.
5576526
Yeah, it was. Hopefully, you consider this a masterpiece too.
5576612
Who else did you expect?
5576584
This comment was made quite literally a few minutes after the story was submitted, so I had no idea of the reception it would receive.
5576691 *slaps you* SHUT UP! GLORIOUS! END OF STORY :P
5576757
Well, I guess any story involving a human banging Princess Celestia could be glorious.
I want a count of the number of times you used the word 'butt' in this.
5576691 Dio.
5577701 hotmeme.net/media/i/c/b/vQr-you-thought-celestia-killed-the-human-race-but-it-was-me-dio.jpg
God damn it.
5577619
I should have used ass and other words a bit more,
5578083
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all hail sun butt XD!!!
5579911
Indeed.
All hail!
Remember kids, stick to anuses!
Don't put yourself down. The person who must enjoy these stories the most is the one who wrote it.
After reading several of your stories, should I be worried about your fascination with evil neck beards
Dear lord this fic is so stupid!
...
...
*upvotes*
wut. I don't even...just...ugh. Just take the damn upvote...
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This OP Celestia far nicer than TCB Celestia isn't she?
6132558 I was promised free candy for coming here...
I just have one word.
Hue.
But what if I DON'T watch porn?
Huh, I guess that's the good part of being Omnipotent, even if you can accidentally destroy the universe, you can just as easily bring it right back
Brain formatting... 10%... 20%... 30%... 40%...