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Bendy


I like big ponies and I cannot lie.

Comments ( 35 )

Internet is scary...

5661269

Indeed.


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Yes.


5661230

Are you confused?


5661234

Thanks very much.

I was wondering where your new stories were.

Bendy #8 · Feb 23rd, 2015 · · 1 ·

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Busy. Real life gets in way for writing pony stories.


5661307

Thanks very much. Glad you enjoyed it.

The arrogance of Man is thinking sexuality is in our control, and not the other way around...

Let them love.

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Hah. This is a quite funny twist on that line from Godzilla.

This was great.

5662738 2014 Gojira (and original 1954 version) is best Gojira. Gareth Edwards is love, Gareth Edwards is Life.:yay:

As for Ronald Emmerich's 1998 Zilla? He's a total failure and an embarrassment to Kaijus everywhere.:flutterrage::twilightangry2::ajbemused:

what is this a crossover of anyway?:unsuresweetie:

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Futurama and Braveheart I guess?

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Glad you liked it.

This fic is the epitome of what clop-fiction is turning into on this site. A big, lousy joke... :fluttercry:

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Hey, plenty of people are still writing more serious clop stories.

If our world leaders are really like this. Then i understand why we can't have nice things.

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You must be new to Bendy's style. ALL his stories are written like this. It's on purpose. He NEVER makes serious stories.

Bendy #20 · Mar 1st, 2015 · · 1 ·

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Exactly.

Well, I did write a few serious stories in the past.

I'm thinking you should have put JFK up against Nikita Khrushchev given that the world came so close to nuclear war with the Cuban Missile Crisis. Although using JFK in a trollfic would have been disrespectful, well the same goes for Nixon. You should have put someone still alive in this to go against Hitler, like America's current dictator.

What the fuck, man? :rainbowlaugh:

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Odd. I found myself thinking of the Hopkins FBI theme.

I think I found the god of Random fimfic makers.

Well that was a thing. Excuse me for a moment. *starts singing* "I have laughed for a thousand years, I'll be laughing for a thousand more!" xD

Comment posted by Greeny3003 deleted Feb 23rd, 2020

Wrong! by that time Lord Emprah GabeN would have taken control of holy Terra (earth) and there would've been no WW3.

Nobody has a bigger penis than Nicholas Cage. Life lesson kids xD

When I first saw this... I wanted to ask why. . . But then I remembered. . . This Is the Internet. I should expect these kind of things. :ajsleepy::rainbowlaugh::trixieshiftright::unsuresweetie:

Grabbin peelz. Pillz heer! ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

I saw tis and the first thing that popped into my head was:
I want to cum inside Rainbow Dash

Junge was zum fick

(Boy WTF)

Humans took insulting a man’s penis size very seriously, so serious in fact they were willing to declare war if you so much as say their penis is small. Maybe even nuke your country into oblivion if you so much as say they have small penises.

Now I want to insult Jim-Kong-Un's dick just to see if he'd actually nuke a country for it.

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