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Bendy


I like big ponies and I cannot lie.

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Classic rush:ajsmug:

How misanthropic neck beards see the world
With their Cheeto stained hands ready to fap so vigorously that their spunk breaks their computer screen in half

4870220

Sounds about right.

DAYUM!!!!

THAT IS A LOT OF CUM!!!

...what the hell did I just read? XD

4870145 kekekekekekeke
who know blissard patched the terrans and know they are most dangerous

Personally I think you're getting cumplacent in your storytelling.

Cum on. Cum up with a cumplex and original idea for once.

4870220

"Fap so vigorously that their spunk breaks their computer screen in half."

Like the end of this?

Comment posted by Purple_Smart deleted Aug 19th, 2014

In the evil land of Cumdor, inside the oval office president Cyborg Adolf Hitler masturbated vigorously with his gigantic penis as he sat behind his desk.

That put a terrible image in my head.

4871623

Yeah, perhaps I need to cum up with better stories.


4873759

Sorry. This story is meant to make fun of evil human HIE.

Geez you could have cUm up with a different ending you know? Rainbow's turning into an alicorn is starting to be a clichè… STILL good story! I can't tell how much my sides are hurting right now. XD

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ALL THE CUM!!!

words can not express what this made me think in my head just from reding the first paragraph :rainbowhuh:

like because i laughed :rainbowlaugh:

4873961 dafuq that was ramdom

I do believe that was the finest piece of literature I've ever read.

Goddammit, I think this one gave me cancer. Have a like, you monster.

5576075

Glad, you liked it.

I write such silly trollfics.

I don't know how in the wide world of Equestria I enjoyed this, but somehow I did.

7.8/10 ign "too much cum"

:rainbowkiss::rainbowlaugh:THAT WAS AMAZING!!!!

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