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Bendy
I like big ponies and I cannot lie.
Bendy
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Silly 'You', you can't carry Celestia. That's a huge bitch.
JUSTAIN BAEBER IS ALWAYZ A CAWKSUCKAR. A WASTEFUL FAT FETISH CLOP TURNED INTO A BRILLIANT NEW YEAR'S DAY WORK!
Was totally worth reading for the laugh.
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She's huge alright.
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I nearly always have him as the villain in my stories.
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Glad I made you laugh. Looks like this was a success.
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Celestia having a big ass makes everything better!
Nice!
too true, too funny, had trouble breathing because of this paragraph
5449753
Indeed, it does.
She may be too heavy to lift, but dat ass would be worth it.
5449985 So worth it.
Ponies AND Innocents?
Despicable...
5449985 This was actually nice. Positively awesome. I loved the booty slapping part.
I don't know if I should be surprised or not over the fact that this story got no dislikes so far... oh well, I liked it
O MY GOD I JUST CANT...WITH THE NICOLAS CAGE...AND THE EVIL JUSTIN BIEBER... OMG I JUST CANT I JUST CANT...THIS IS JUST TO MUCH FOR MY FUNNY BONE...I JUST CANT...
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Well, now there's one dislike so far.
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I'm glad you fount it funny.
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Me too. Now, I want to read a human x Celestia story.
5450452 you my sir make the funniest Fics ever
Anon! Do you even lift bro?
Not what I expected, at all
It was great xD
Well Justain Baeber is evil after all, but the big question is, how did she kill the smeger?
5450921
yes, he lifts celestia who lifts the sun...
I dont mean to be that guy... but I upvoted because it was great, and then saw... LOL 69
Yay
celeatia is happy
This was really good for a crack fic.
All my fav's
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Just thought, I'd make a more light heated human x Celestia story.
5453253
What was your favorite part?
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What did you expect?
And how was it great?
Details, detail. I love details.
This is really a sweet story you've written, Rush
and I'm so glad that Anon got to save dat ass
congrats for being in the hot section!
5454283
Thought I'd a make nice human x Celestia story. You know, with all stories I made fun of her dreaded TCB version.
Lolz wat?
My word! Will the poor griffon chef ever achieve the dreams that this story hints at with such sparse poetry?! It says so little directly about him, but all the mechanisms connect together to weave such a tragic tale for that chef! And we never even know his name...
Truly there is a demigod at work here, and his mortal form is as the author Rush!
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It was a tuff choice between the Nicolas Cage moment and all of Celestia's "booty bootylicious butt" moments.
5457342 *snort*
5457342
I don't about thinking myself as a god...
As for the griffon chef. Yes, he shall forever be nameless. At least officially.
It was so beautiful I cried!!!
I'm happy Princess Celestia didn't get skinny like her sister.
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Hey, Luna isn't skinny.
That was buttiful.
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What so wonderful about it?
Details, details.
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Loved the Howitzer into the sun, too bad she didn't give them to the city. "Let them eat Cake."
I was like:' What the f- *checks who the author is* Ohhhhhhhh.'
11/10 - IGN
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In what way did you find it funny?
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Did you actually like the story? Or are you joking?
5458497
Dammit. I've become well known. thus more expected to write random stuff.
5462714
On how it escalated so quickly,(and the artillery was a nice touch too, though I'm more of a C4 kind of guy)
plus I agree that a girl that's healthy is ways more attractive than a walking toothpick.
5462714 Honestly, I am disappointed in myself for reading this and not immediatly realizing who wrote it.
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plas hlep
5462714 I liked the story in a way it's written. Everything escalates so damn quickly like a Japanese bullet train.
This story made my life.
fat isnt meat
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...
It's a figure of speech usually used to describe woman as attentive, due to having a big butt or nice hips. Not a fat woman, but a woman that isn't thin as a stick.
See this bag of internets? Take them, for you have earned them with this quote.
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Especially Twilight.
Did you like the story?
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Hooray! Something I'm good!
Glad you liked it.