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Bendy


I like big ponies and I cannot lie.

Comments ( 64 )

Silly 'You', you can't carry Celestia. That's a huge bitch.

JUSTAIN BAEBER IS ALWAYZ A CAWKSUCKAR. A WASTEFUL FAT FETISH CLOP TURNED INTO A BRILLIANT NEW YEAR'S DAY WORK!

Was totally worth reading for the laugh. :rainbowlaugh:

5449714

She's huge alright.


5449715

I nearly always have him as the villain in my stories.


5449726

Glad I made you laugh. Looks like this was a success.

5449736
Celestia having a big ass makes everything better!

A single tear fell from her cheek, remembering the evil dark lord Justin Bieber had destroyed humanity of her world, by singing with his horrible voice, that had caused their heads to explode from the sheer terribleness of it. Not only that, but thousands of ponies and innocents alike were killed by this evil cunt.

too true, too funny, had trouble breathing because of this paragraph

5449753

Indeed, it does.

She may be too heavy to lift, but dat ass would be worth it.

Ponies AND Innocents?

Despicable...

5449985 This was actually nice. Positively awesome. I loved the booty slapping part.

I don't know if I should be surprised or not over the fact that this story got no dislikes so far... oh well, I liked it:pinkiehappy:

O MY GOD I JUST CANT...WITH THE NICOLAS CAGE...AND THE EVIL JUSTIN BIEBER... OMG I JUST CANT I JUST CANT...THIS IS JUST TO MUCH FOR MY FUNNY BONE...I JUST CANT...:rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh:

5450310

Well, now there's one dislike so far.


5450369

I'm glad you fount it funny.


5450240

Me too. Now, I want to read a human x Celestia story.

5450452 you my sir make the funniest Fics ever:moustache:

Anon! Do you even lift bro?

Not what I expected, at all

It was great xD

Well Justain Baeber is evil after all, but the big question is, how did she kill the smeger?

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yes, he lifts celestia who lifts the sun...

I dont mean to be that guy... but I upvoted because it was great, and then saw... LOL 69

Yay :twilightsmile: celeatia is happy

This was really good for a crack fic.

All my fav's :pinkiehappy:

5452350

Just thought, I'd make a more light heated human x Celestia story.



5453253

What was your favorite part?


5451108

What did you expect?

And how was it great?

Details, detail. I love details.

This is really a sweet story you've written, Rush
and I'm so glad that Anon got to save dat ass

congrats for being in the hot section!

5454283

Thought I'd a make nice human x Celestia story. You know, with all stories I made fun of her dreaded TCB version.

My word! Will the poor griffon chef ever achieve the dreams that this story hints at with such sparse poetry?! It says so little directly about him, but all the mechanisms connect together to weave such a tragic tale for that chef! And we never even know his name...

Truly there is a demigod at work here, and his mortal form is as the author Rush!

5453662

It was a tuff choice between the Nicolas Cage moment and all of Celestia's "booty bootylicious butt" moments. :pinkiehappy:

5457342

I don't about thinking myself as a god...

As for the griffon chef. Yes, he shall forever be nameless. At least officially.

It was so beautiful I cried!!! :fluttercry::fluttercry::fluttercry:
I'm happy Princess Celestia didn't get skinny like her sister.

5457985

Hey, Luna isn't skinny.

That was buttiful.

5458352

What so wonderful about it?

Details, details.

5458364
Loved the Howitzer into the sun, too bad she didn't give them to the city. "Let them eat Cake."

I was like:' What the f- *checks who the author is* Ohhhhhhhh.'

5460669

In what way did you find it funny?


5461314

Did you actually like the story? Or are you joking?


5458497

Dammit. I've become well known. thus more expected to write random stuff.

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On how it escalated so quickly,(and the artillery was a nice touch too, though I'm more of a C4 kind of guy)
plus I agree that a girl that's healthy is ways more attractive than a walking toothpick.

5462714 Honestly, I am disappointed in myself for reading this and not immediatly realizing who wrote it.

5462714 I liked the story in a way it's written. Everything escalates so damn quickly like a Japanese bullet train.

This story made my life.

5466501

...

It's a figure of speech usually used to describe woman as attentive, due to having a big butt or nice hips. Not a fat woman, but a woman that isn't thin as a stick.

"I haven’t been in this room since I defeated the dark lord Justin Bieber two thousands years ago."

See this bag of internets? Take them, for you have earned them with this quote.:moustache:

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Especially Twilight.

Did you like the story?

5491643

Hooray! Something I'm good!

Glad you liked it.

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