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Bendy


I like big ponies and I cannot lie.

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I should be used to your fics, Bendy, but I'm not.

And it is glorious.

Oh Lord, Here We Go Again.

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I Thought I Was Used To Your Stories Bendy...

I Was Wrong... Horribly Horribly Wrong. The Randomness Continues!

Just set back from the key board. Take a break it will get better!:heart:

It's been a while since i read your stories Bendy.

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Have a star ... You earned it
Much love alicorn rainbow :rainbowkiss:

Why do i still laugh at the non-word "sexfully"? :rainbowlaugh:

Never change bendy.

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Horse pussy. XD


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Thank! May I ask how it was glorious? I like details?


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I try my best to keep funny,

Did you like this human and plump butt Rainbow Dash romance story?


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Did you enjoy this new one from me?


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Glad you did. May I ask how you loved it?

I might do a Pinkie Pie one, no promises though.


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No comment?




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Dat booty gets bigger as an alicorn.




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It's from sexfully.


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I'll try not to.

Until Rainbow Dash cums along with a big fat blue butt.

When I read the description, my thoughts been like: What? Rainbow Dash have a smallest butt of all mane6. But when I read it:

However, her butt was a lot more plump this week, since she challenged Princess Celestia to a ‘magic butt fattening cake eating contest’.

I understood that Rainbow sacrificed her speed for a human D.

"No, you don’t have to. But quite a lot of stallions will be pissed off that they can never be alicorns."

There I imagined Anon running from Blueblood, who begged Anon to make him a real prince. It was hilarious and frightful at the same time.

"I can live with that. Besides, they will all probably be red and black."

Agreed, Equestria don't need red and black male alicorns.

"HERESY!!!!!"

Yes, only Luna's butt can compare to Tia's. Although it funniest moment of the story.

6942044 Honesty!
Born in Me!
Heresy!!!

When I read the description, my thoughts been like: What? Rainbow Dash have a smallest butt of all mane6. But when I read it:

It's still a very nice butt though. Don't you agree?

I understood that Rainbow sacrificed her speed for a human D.

Maybe she wanted Anon's attention. So, that's why she ate so much cake to get a fat butt to drive Anon crazy with lust.

There I imagined Anon running from Blueblood, who begged Anon to make him a real prince. It was hilarious and frightful at the same time.

That sounds like a funny idea. Not sure if I'd write it though. I'm moving away from those male/male stuff jokes.

Agreed, Equestria don't need red and black male alicorns.

It be a bad OC nightmare.

Yes, only Luna's butt can compare to Tia's. Although it funniest moment of the story.

Still thouhg. I love Rainbow Dash blue butt. Don't think Rainbow Dash ass is nice?

But yeah, Princess Celestia got the finest ass in all the world and possibly beyond.

"only at about four foot tall, had very big head" did you mean heads?

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Now fixed. Thanks.

"Human, I would like you to cum inside me with your homo sapien cum inside me," she said sexfully in a hot breathy voice, looking at you with bedroom eyes.

not exactly funny, but that could be me. However nearly the same sentence is said in nearly every really bad Clop/Comedy story. I just wait for the alien Justin Beaber, or whatever happens next usually.

Okay no Justin Beaber, but not really much better. I haven´t finished a third of the story, but it isn´t really funny.
Maybe I don´t get the jokes since they are in english, and maybe work a bit different than in German, but it looks a little bit like it would be the usually not realy creative type of joke, or how I should call it.
Not really funny, and only stupid in some points.

sorry I don´t want to be mean, but I don´t really know how to describe it otherwise.

Bendy I sent a ninja after you about a month ago did not arrive because it was meant to stop this from happening again

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Why do that when you can simply block me? Don't see any of my stories then.

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No I actually really enjoy your stories they always put a smile on my face. The ninja was to make you read my story and deliver a thank you card.

LOL, this was actually not bad. It was pretty good. Also funny. Nice work man. Keep it up. :twilightsmile:

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Glad you enjoyed it. Hope it can inspire you to write your own plump pony x human story.

That was short, sweet and absolutely hilarious!
I needed a good giggle, and I'll be sure to check your other works.

Lmfao, this was entertaining~ I feel like Dashie would have a nice butt, finely toned and take care of like a masterpiece.

On a bright sunny day in magic horse land there was a human, who was dressed in a fine black tuxedo and fancy black shoes.

I also love how every human is dressed so snazzily. :heart:

Love it.

"That would be Rainbow Dash’s butt," spoke the mirror in a deep, manly voice.

I SENSE HERESY!!!!!

"HERESY!!!!!", she boomed.

With that Celestia roared in rage, kicking the mirror with her back legs, thus shattering it into tiny pieces.

You broke it, Celestia!
YOU BROKE IT!

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