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Bendy
I like big ponies and I cannot lie.
Bendy
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Damnit, bendy. Why do I keep reading your stories?
6463123 Because they are forever interesting.
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You've written gold!
What a fucking ride.
PRAISE THE SUNBUTT!
yes.
Jesus Christ.
Buttsex. It's what's for copulation!
This story is so magical.
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How was it brilliant?
Human fetish Celestia vs non human fetish Celestia?
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Thanks very much! I do try.
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Yes! Worship it!
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Pussysex this time. Did you enjoy the story?
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How was it magical? I like details.
6463253 Please make a story where Discord turns into a human by accident. Then let Molestia do her job. BTW good job as always.
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I'm not a big fan of Discord X Celestia. I mean, I like Discord, but I think he's better off being a lone wolf. He's more funny that way.
Also I'm not a big fan of Molestia. Sure, I like Celestia being a little dominant, but can't bring myself to read or write rape.
6463253 I came!
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So.... how did you came? XD
6463270 in da butt!
6463253 - Why the Magic of Rimjobs, of course! I wrote a song about it:
There's a place where certain things go out, and never go back in,
unless you're horny as a motherf@cker looking for a grin,
and your girlfriend says there's just no way, that sodomy's a sin,
So you offer up your tantalizing tongue just for a spin...
Oh, The Magic of Rimjobs, the place you go for maybes,
There's no way there'll be babies if you poke her in her can.
You don't need a penis, to catch the brown eye of Venus,
All it takes is a stroking tongue, and a simple plan!
And even if you're caught,
you won't no matter what,
strand your Captain on a burning syphilitic yacht!
Rimjobs, a little dab will do ya,
It don't smell like petunias,
But if she lets you lick it then,
she'll prolly let you stick it in!
So be a pal and tongue that alimentary canal.
Don't be meek, just grab those cheeks and dive right in,
She'll be screaming and then creaming, as it's her ass you'll be reaming!
All thanks to the power of Rimjobs!
Rimjobs are Magic!
(You may replace human anatomy and terminology with mares/stallions as you see fit.)
6463253 (very dramatically) I will worship the sunbutt until non-human fetish Celestia kills me for not stopping my cloping to the Sunbutt. I shall die happy human!
So bad that it's brilliant.
Well done.
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Don't worry, the bigger and stronger human fetish Celestia would come to your rescue. And then there will be butt fun.
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How was it brilliant? I like details.
The lines between a trollfic, a clopfic, a parody and... many others are so tangled, I don't even care anymore about what this is. What I do know about this story is that it's BRILLIANT!
Wish there was some butt action in the story, though...
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I managed so many at once.
I did lots of human on Celestia butt action in my story 'Sun Spooning'. I recommend reading that story of mine.
So, how was it brilliant? I like details.
Why am I up at six in the morning reading fantastically awful Bendy stories? It's like a really bad car accident, I can't really look away. (and I can't not give it a like.)
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Did my story make you laugh? That's one of the main reasons I write such silly stories like this.
Aww, I was hoping big Celly was going to convert lil' Celly for some awesome double sunbutt extravaganza. It should be every humans dream to do two Celestia's at the same time.
But either way never stop Bendy, you make all of humanity proud.
CONGRATS OF THE FEATURE BENDY!
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Yes! After writing 125 stories I finally managed to get one featured!
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How about three? XD
Anyway, that's sounds like a cool idea for a fan fiction. Though, I'm not really into selfcest stories. But I might help someone out if they ever decide to make story where a human has orgy with several Celestias. I fear I don't have the skill to write such a story, least without some help.
Yes! I have contributed some hot human on alicorn action to the Internets and humanity!
At least it's something.
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Did my story capture your curiosity?
Do you like what you've read?
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OH MY SIDES!
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That's what you get if you dare try to hurt this massive human fetish Celestia's sexy humans.
Kidney stone.
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This story gave you one?
You not like this story?
6463677 Hahahahahahaha.
This is one of the funniest stories I have read in a while. The sheer ridiculousness of it is brilliant.
My favorite line, it was hilarious! It was just a fun way to start the fic and it got my expectations up for what was to come. And the story didn't disappoint.
That part reminded me of a State Farm jingle. Was that what you were going for?
I swear that you are referencing something? Are you? This is the second time I've noticed this in one of your Celestia fics.
Ooh, can I write a follow-up to the non-human fetish Celestia? Please? Pwetty please? It will probably raunchy silly than situation silly but I'll try my best to keep the story from getting too serious.
Finally. Wait, don't look at me. I like anal like any other fella but uh *shutting up now*
As for the rest of the fic, loved it. Especially the little things you added in like the cutie mark spank and magic added into the equation for the human to withstand the weight of the massive Princess Celestia.
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HAHA!
A cleverly done fic, ridiculous, strange, but I loves it.
Made me laugh quite a bit 8'D
hehee, keep it up Bendy.
I think I did good with the summary. I bet no one expected the bigger Celestia with a human fetish to appear into the story.
Gotta investigate what State Farm jingle is some time.
I often throw in a few references to my older stories. Hell, I even reference Futurama in almost all of fan fictions with the word 'sexfully'.
You sure can, I'd love to see it. I'll even help you in a google doc if you wish. Though be patient and not too demanding, I might not always have the free time to help you.
PM me if you wish to discuss this further. We can exchange emails so we can work together on the google doc.
Yeah, I needed to some ponysex. Buttsex is awesome, but ponysex is probably even more aweesome.
Nothing like worshiping the sun by giving Celestia's cutie mark a nice slap.
I also had to add magic (to make it seem more 'realistic' somewhat) into it. Otherwise this even bigger Celestia's butt alone would have crushed the poor little human from under her.
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How it is brilliant?
Well let's see, starting with a setting that is exceptionally cliché-tastic, giving no fucks about the rules of the classical story writing. It continues on with the obvious main point of the story, until it twists into what I was honestly not expecteing, in the huge form of the big human-lover Sunbutt!
The defeats and returns of the human hater 'normal' Celly gives it a comical pinch just needed to make the story what it is, especially with the magic window repairs, heheh.
Of course, can't forget the ending, the reaction of this guy to how he can summon Big Sunbutt - and how quickly he uses his opportunity to do so!
So, in all, it is brilliant. Against the rules, bending them to its own pleasure.
Satisfied? :P
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Glad you enjoyed it.
Did you like the human on pony action?
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I owe it all to Futurama... well most of it.
Thanks for the comment. That's what I needed to hear.
I seem to have a talent for writing good stories, even the plot is ridiculously stupid.
I don't know what possessed me to read this, but I deeply regret it. I am sorry to say that this is probably the worst fanfic I've ever read. I've been scarred for life. i.imgur.com/VcbIWHU.jpg static4.fjcdn.com/thumbnails/comments/3313739+_9c5ce863afaf2c28030a9798588eb245.gif archive.moe/download/mlp/image/1371/96/1371962576828.png
No offense.
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You heretic! XD
6463691 I'm not in my right mind now and then. Sorry.
Trying to pass a kidney stone. Almost there I hope.
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I'm glad you are glad, keep up with the good work!
The site needs a good laugh from time to time at least - you are just the one to provide!
Jesus, that description gives me a headache.
6463840 Why, thank you!
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What about the story itself?
6463953 It likely would as well. If I can't get past the cover page, then it's unlikely I'd make it far into the story.
YAY MORE BEUTY!
Me:
*Starts to read this story*
*Stares*
*Gets out of chair*
*Goes to kitchen*
*Makes popcorn*
*Returns to computer*
*Continues reading*
I kid you not, I literally did this in real life.
I didn't come here for the clop. I came for the comedy If you know what I mean.
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