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Bendy


I like big ponies and I cannot lie.

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Just the title made me cry salty water of joy

"No! All your butts have their own unique beauty. Yes Celestia, you have the most massive and fattest butt there is, but it is nothing without Luna’s nearly as massive moon to orbit around it, Cadence’s big fat butt is the middle ground between small and big. And Twilight’s butt, may be the smallest, but her big fat butt is the cutest butt and the cherry on top of all four of your butts."

Agreed with every word.
And after that they must build monument with butts.:trollestia:
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Mount Buttmore? XD

That's an awesome picture you found!

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What about the story itself?

I was going to leave a like, butt fuck it.

"YOU ARE A HERETIC!" roared Cadence in the traditional royal canterlot voice

Its confirmed, Princess Cadence is part of the Imperium.
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Luna's butt, is best butt...
Deny, and you are a heretic!
beautiful work Bendy xD

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Its confirmed, Princess Cadence is part of the Imperium.

The Inquisition of Human On Pony Butt Action. XD

Luna's butt, is best butt...
Deny, and you are a heretic!

You are the heretic! Princess Celestia's butt is superior!

6573714 Amazing as always, bendy. Always makes my day.

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The Inquisition of Human On Pony Butt Action. XD

The best Imperium XD hahaha.

You are the heretic! Princess Celestia's butt is superior!

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At first I was like:

But then I was like:

And then to top it off at the end, I was like:

Your stories are like a drug, I know it's bad for me but I keep coming back for more

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The best Imperium XD hahaha.

Ponies commit automatic exterminatus on any TCB Equestria they see. XD

Not having a human fetish is heresy!


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In what way did you enjoy this story?

6574154 I don't know but I think it is just the strange randomness that you put into your stories that makes me laugh or plant my face into the nearest solid object

This story was terribly cheeky. :raritywink:

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It sure was cheeky alright, if you know what I mean.

....

What insanity did I stumble upon? This... I dont... wut?!

*just... just gives him a thumbs up while wrapping his mind around what he just read.*

Well, well, well. An almost sane crackfic. That just makes it all the more zany.

10/10 Did not masterb8 again.

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Hehehe, I approve xD

6574978 No idea. It's actually mixed from 2 sources — a real horror with 2 kids stuck in a car under rain in peril and something erotic with a car parked on a beach with women hitting the windshield with butts. The latter was recoloured.

this is simply...preposteriorous

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Thanks. Story was very butty wasn't it?


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You should see my other fan fictions.

6575914 ya know I want to but... at the same time... I'm scared for my sanity....

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Yup, it 20% cooler than original.
Kek, I found a story based on it. pastebin.com/StPU343N

The four alicorns jumped onto the bed, whereupon they went on top of you to begin rubbing their massive asses all over you, massaging and smothering your whole body in the tender touch of their huge butts.

This is paradise! Bendy, thank you very much for a good dream.
Also, what if ponies rubbed their asses over their mates to claim them as their own?

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pastebin.com/StPU343N

I'll read that sometime. Thanks for sharing the link.

This is paradise! Bendy, thank you very much for a good dream.
Also, what if ponies rubbed their asses over their mates to claim them as their own?

You're welcome.

Can you tell me about this dream? I like details.

Also, what if ponies rubbed their asses over their mates to claim them as their own?

Sounds like a funny idea. Buttlove to win a pony/human over.

AN-47S FOR EVERYONE!

6578132 are AN-47s even a thing?

6578689 Fuckin autocorrect man... wanted to say AK-47 but autocorrect said otherwise...if I wanted to say AN-94s then that would be different...

6579418 Yeah I figured, not much of a gun nut but I'd rather not use an AK due to its awkward recoil.

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Sunbutt best butt.

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My dream is similar to it:

The four alicorns jumped onto the bed, whereupon they went on top of you to begin rubbing their massive asses all over you, massaging and smothering your whole body in the tender touch of their huge butts.

Except that there is no Cadence, because she is married, and it started with Luna's teasing. She teased me that I dream about butts too much, especially with Tia's, I started to refuse and they do it to prove that I am too much possessed with butts.

Also, what if ponies rubbed their asses over their mates to claim them as their own?

Sounds like a funny idea. Buttlove to win a pony/human over.

Make someone bump in your butt is one of a way that mares confess their love to their special someone.
Celestia did it. Anon bumped in Tia's butt, apologized and run away. He think that he did a rude thing and Celestia think he is pervert and hate him, but Celestia really think that her butt is not enough big to Anon and she eat more cake. It will repeat a few times (every time with more awkward situation) until Celestia will hold him by her butt until he understands what all of it really means. And in the end they will have a happy butt love.

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ASk are built for reliability not accuracy

6580492 well if I were to ever have an AK it would only be for recreation.

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Alright then...I would have an AK if I were to go to some unknown planet or something and something wanted to kill/eat me as its as I said a reliable weapon; practically never jams...

What the fuck am I reading?

And why do I keep looking for these stories?

...

My eyes are bleeding...

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Help...

6583843 Agreed we both have butt cancer

I would not tag this under sex. Or at least place a note suggest sex tones, but no sex.

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Once again. The sex tag does not necessarily mean sex in a fan fiction.

Complaining over tags is ridiculous to me. When the story is really what matters.

S-stupid pony butts. It's not like I like you or anything... :trixieshiftleft:

well, that was certainly a fun distraction.:rainbowlaugh:

6573849 woh m8 dats some serious serious stuffs right there. U should always check urself bfore u Shrek urself.

6573678 Loomynarty confirm!!!!!!!!!!1

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