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I like big ponies and I cannot lie.

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Nope what?

That's one of the shortest comments I ever seen.

Big Mac: Eyynope

Personally. I enjoyed writing this semi dark story.


Been here for a while, and never bothered to ask or look up what's the deal with, equines and carrots? Do what you will with that comment while I finally go and look this up!:twilightsmile:

Bendy #7 · May 17th · · ·

In an older story of mine called The Carrot giving a pony a carrot is a romantic gesture.

You're really out to avoid an E rating, aren't you.
Cause that's what this story was until the last line.

Is that the story were, Anonymous was a careful guy that spends his free time having sex with mares for bits, and when the conversation started to get out of control he offered all the gathered mares a carrot to calm things down, and got the "bedroom eyes" aimed his way for it?:rainbowderp:
Or I'm I thinking of another story?:rainbowhuh:

Either way, looked it up. In short, it's the best treat for a horse and/or pony. We just pervert the shit out of it!:rainbowwild:

That went from 0 to a 100 real quick! :twilightoops:

Bendy #11 · May 17th · · ·

I dunno. Considering the grim history with what happened to the griffons.

It's also the ultimate peace offering to a pony.

As usual then. Like many of my stories.

... that ending... brilliant!

awesome story mate keep it up cant wait for the next story:pinkiehappy::twilightsmile:

Bendy #14 · May 17th · · ·

Living the dream. Getting his dick sucked by two beautiful mares.

I'll try. I might try update some of my more recent stories.

You need to stop huffing moonshine bro

Bendy #16 · May 17th · · ·

Err, no alcohol was required in the making of this. It's just me... Bendy.

At least this time...



might read again.

What did you like about this one?

I make these sort of strange stories often.

10819836 Bait and switch nature of this story. Start off with "doesn't want to go into the house" trans into "horrors of pony international history" and ends with "carrots and blowjobs". Surface level seems random, but I'm guessing there is a method to this "madness". All and all it tickled me pink.

Bendy #22 · May 17th · · 1 ·

Well, he did learn that giving a pony carrot is a great peace offering. I kind of want to write a silly story where overpowered ponies are killing humans. But some carrot farmer convinces the ponies that humans aren't all evil and he saves humanity. XD

And then ponies use magic or something to undo all the humans they killed. Bring back to life or something.


That's one of the shortest comments I ever seen.


:applejackconfused: Ok. That escalated quickly. lol

Most excellent.

bj for carrots? this is a fair exchange

ok that escalated very fast at the end there, as i was reading it went from giving them a carrot instently to a bj lol i even reread it a few times to make sure i read it right xD

Sadly. This will never happen to me XD


Majk #31 · May 18th · · ·

That was sudden and suddenly hilarious. Good stuff.

It was fun until the last couple of lines that came out of left field. Still funny

:yay: a BJ from flutters after twilight?! :yay:
why da heck not?!:rainbowlaugh:

Bendy #34 · May 18th · · ·

I'm pretty sure they will be both sucking his dick.

yeah dats what ive figured!:moustache:

keep making these short stories bruh i really like it! :rainbowlaugh:

Bendy #36 · May 18th · · ·

Well, sometimes I like to write fairly long ones. That way I can have a pony grow huge and give a lucky human sexy time.


whatever floats ur boat bruh!:twilightsmile:
thanks for writing these fics i like it!:pinkiecrazy:

well that escalated quickly.

Okay wow. That turned dark real quick! Lol

Bendy #40 · May 19th · · ·

Well, the ponies didn't appreciate their villages being raided by griffons, not to mention ponies being eaten by them. I think it's somewhat understandable reaction, even if it's very extreme. The griffons probably thought the ponies were weak pushovers.

They did spare the griffons in the end. So, it's not all bad.

The law of equivalent exchange.

Doesn't the original mythology for griffons have them eating horses?

Bendy #43 · May 22nd · · ·

Well, they won't anymore. Since the ponies invaded them in this story.

I don't like Fluttershy's cottage either. Demon rabbit ruins the appeal in any universe or situation...

Wait, what? So you give a pony a carrot and then you get a Blow Job? Um, okay....? I guess that's fair? :rainbowhuh:

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