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Super Trampoline


"Of all the terrible batponies in the world, you're the least terrible."~PresentPerfect🐴Ponk & GlimGlam are best ponies🐴Text 714-496-3119 with the name of an MLP character to get a cute picture!

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Oh goddamnit

You know, I've done the exact same thing Big Mac did in the cover art, and had the exact same reaction to doing so.

Carrots fucking suck

7685438 Big Mac fucking sucks carrots.

I'm half tempted to upvote alone for the cover art XD

7685464
I am upvoting just for the cover art.

7685484
Seems reasonable

7685485
:rainbowlaugh: you've got my upvote.

7685519 It makes The Night is Passing look like puerile garbage.

7685526 that's because it is puerile garbage you fool

7685588 That's some strong self-crit. You need a hug? Or maybe a carrot?

7685605 I will accept brownies or the swift overthrow of the bourgeois. They are similar in that both eventually involve a state of the world with brownies.

A carrot works too wink nudge


The outbursts were pretty chuckle worthy

That ending killed me :rainbowlaugh:

AJ's just jealous because she got turned down

7686411 want to make a worst pony joke? The floor is yours.

Alright, that gave me a good giggle.

Greenie for you!

:trollestia:
This was quite the hilarious read, hoho.
I give it two thumbs up.

7688096 I just realized replace our entire rating system around body parts that look radically different on horses

7688198
Whoah, trippy dude :pinkiegasp:

Congrats! You just wrote a story that I had to read twice to get the laughs out! It was honestly one of the funniest stories I've read in the past year!

7688881 This is amazing. This has way too high of production value for a song about bad dragon dildos.

7688301 It really means a lot to me that you enjoyed it so much. :eeyup:
I bet I know what else you enjoy... :trollestia:

So...the amount of drugs you were on when you wrote this...is that the recommended dose or were you trying to reach a new plane of enlightenment and instead got a hilarious fic?

7689309 I think I had about 20 mg of legally prescribed Dexmethylphenidate. If you like this sort of thing, You'll probably like a lot of my other stories as well.

7689347 That's why I'm following you!

I laughed. Stories like these are a treat :rainbowlaugh:

7690188 i'm glad you appreciated it! :eeyup:

A somewhat hilarious send-up to the 'ponies do gay confessions' genre, as well as the sub-genre of 'the confesser is the only pony on the entire planet who actually cares'.

Beyond that, it boils down to two jokes, one of which manages to stick around just long enough to stop being funny.

7688881

I want you to know that I hate you, you monster. My youtube history was already pretty weird, and then I listened to this song. And I kept listening, and then I listened to the whole album, because damn it, it's equal parts hilarious, catchy and excellently done. This was fine, but then the YouTube algorithm started paying attention and my recommended videos box is now full of furry AMVs, songs about dicks, Bad Dragon unboxing videos and reviews and I still can't get the bloody song out of my head!

Thank you for this, but also damn you.

7691587 you act like that's a bad thing.

And that's when Braeburn discovered the magic of his cousin's megadick, The End

I get why you can't marry your cousin but why can't you gay marry your cousin? It's not like you're gonna make inbred babiz

7706073 Because whoever wrote the law preventing the marriage of one's cousin must have had the amazing foresight to predict the coming of the scum of the earth.... the Over Zealous Social Justice Warriors whose political campaigns of nonsensical bullying about privilege, race, religion, sexism, and inequality have torn the internet apart at the seems enough that we had to get Chuck Norris to hold it together.

Basically, it burns down to stupid people getting butt hurt that only those of the same gender can Marry their cousins till they try to raise a huge enough stink about it that either A: Nobody gets to anymore or B: They let it happen and corrupt the Gene Pool forever.

7708815 we just elected Trump as president. Now's a pretty poor time to argue that it's the SJW we need to rally against on these issues.

7708828 True but you can't fix stupid... It's a proven fact and sadly stupid is in the majority.

What the actual fuck!! Did I just read :rainbowderp:

7742258 You read I Sure Love Horse Cock! by Super Trampoline.

I'm sorry, but I totally expected this line: "Granny Smith was aroused" was going somewhere. :rainbowlaugh:

And then they moved to shellbyville

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