• Member Since 16th May, 2012
  • offline last seen Oct 3rd, 2017


Just a dude. Writes horsewords... with varying regularity.

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What the legitimate fuck?


"Great." Applejack threw her hooves up in exasperation. "Now ah cain't do nothin', thanks t' yer fat ass." Hahaha! :rainbowlaugh:

"Applejack, what the fuck." Rainbow Dash deadpanned. Oh... my... god... I love you. You... and I... have the same... I...

I... the chemistry...

I love this show because of people like you. Swearing ponies are best ponies. You...

I am reading all of your comedic stories now.

pfffffff good thing none of the keys were living things... :pinkiecrazy:

List been 2 hours and 44 minutes since the finale ended. God damn

Oh man, I came here for the title alone but the story itself...:rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh:
Fucking hysterical. Thanks Loyal.:ajsmug:

Oh my god, you actually did it! :rainbowlaugh:

just faved,liked,and thumbed up every comment for just putting this thing up! hahaha :pinkiecrazy:

Damn it, this was funny!

Dear author

What the fuck.


Ps. It was awsome! :P

At first i was pissed that it had no sex whatsoever
But you made up for it with that last line
Good job

Good job aj 3 weeks:facehoof:

Hey, don't blame the condom. The condom is blameless. It did its job perfectly.

this story is bad and you should feel bad....

Honestly though for what it was meant to be it was pretty hilarious.

"Applejack, what the fuck." Rainbow Dash deadpanned.

Aaaaaaaand faved.

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