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Majin Syeekoh


We’ve got dents and we’ve got quirks, but it’s our flaws that make us work.

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Iron Will's goats have been coming to work punched.

He intends to get to the bottom of this.


Edited by Dubs Rewatcher!


Fic reading by M E Lovecolt!

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Well, he wouldn't be the first person to go to Equestria after death. He may not even be the first to punch goats when he gets there.

RainbowBob/10. Would be befuddled again.

I blame myself often

(also considering I'm the one who reminded you of this idea... what have I done :raritydespair: )

Comment posted by srgt-mc-tickletitty deleted Aug 18th, 2015

Fucking christ nevermind but it still popped up on my feed

I got nothin'. This... this was just great. xD
(On a side note, I love how sincerely caring Iron Will was towards his employees, even with this being a goofy story)

Iron Will pursed his lips. He opened his mouth, closed it, then said, “Do you think he set all of this up for that line?”
Twilight Sparkle sighed. “I have no idea. None of this really made sense, anyway.”

Oh, look! The part in the story where the audience's thoughts become dialogue! Dammit, Syeekoh!

6330032 You know what you did. Go sit in the corner and face the wall.

I have to say, I wasn't expecting Stalin to show up in this fic.

Majin Syeekoh
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6330062 No one expects him.:trixieshiftright:

That was kinda outta left field, but not by much.
Overall rather hilarious, loved the word play.

6330065 Is your next fic going to feature the Spanish Inquisition?

Majin Syeekoh
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6330110 That's far too silly.

i.imgur.com/K0yQfI1.jpg

I don't know what I expected.

For fuck sake Majin

This turned out... randomer than I thought it would.

Maybe this should've been the story of Men Who Stare at Goats.

6330288 Love you man but dear god you have weird ideas.

Comment posted by Comet Burst deleted Aug 18th, 2015

You get nothing!

Good day, sir!

Well, that happened. It was weird. I liked it. I laughed.

Well done.

Well, that was certainly... a thing... that happened... And for some obscure reason, I liked it. Once again, good work, Majin.

This fic is Goat Of All Time

Majin Syeekoh
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6330501 You're so recursive.

TGM

Goddamnit, Syeekoh.

Stalin. Stalin... *beep*ing Stalin was punching Iron Will's goats?

...not bad. I give it a thumbs up. Good job.

This was terrible and you should feel terrible.:ajbemused:

Have a fave and upvote!:trollestia:

I now await the sequel where Hitler breaks Stalin out of jail and go kicking Applejack's cows.

I upvoted this just for the title. Then I read it! I haven't laughed so hard in a long time! You really should add a comedy tag because this was hilarious!

“Do you think he set all of this up for that line?”

Dat lampshade.

For fuck sake Majin

That was a very goat story.:derpytongue2:

This made me laugh so... BOOM! Insta-fav.

*Glances at computer screen, knowing what happened last time he read one of Majin's fics*

"Don't read don't read don't read don't read"

*Sighs and clicks the link*

Well, they weren’t exactly his goats, per se. They were just goats who happened to work for him. He supposed the proper sentence construction would be the posse of goats who he employed.

*sighs again*

The being spat in Iron Will’s face. “Joseph Stalin is not a what! I am here in what must be a mission to take down your disgusting bourgeoisie way of life!”

"...no... God no..."

I help ponies self-actuate into amazing individuals.

self-actuate

actuate

Why do I have this sick need to read your stories?

Stalin’s smile grew so wide it threatened to wrap around his face. “I really got your goat.”

"...No... you didn't"

He opened his mouth, closed it, then said, “Do you think he set all of this up for that line?”

...I see."

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Twilight Sparkle sighed. “I have no idea. None of this really made sense, anyway.”

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Majin Syeekoh
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6334264

Why do I have this sick need to read your stories?

bcuz u wub me bby

Iron Will and Iosef Stalin... Gotta admit. Didn't see that coming.

Iron Will sat in the bushes outside of his trailer, where there were several tents set up for his posse of goats to sleep in. In recent weeks, his goats came to him with… problems. On several occasions some of them would wake up with black eyes. Other times it was a bum knee. One instance involved one of them urinating blood for a week. Iron Will, in his infinite wisdom, had come to one conclusion:

Someone had been punching his goats in their sleep.

Well, they weren’t exactly his goats, per se. They were just goats who happened to work for him. He supposed the proper sentence construction would be the posse of goats who he employed. Yeah, that sounded—

That third paragraph sounds like he hadn't thought of theme as a posse before, but he did in the very first sentence.

6330065 The similarities between Josef Stalin and the Spanish Inquisition are innumerable.

Majin Syeekoh
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6337662 Well, to provide context to your statement, he's more correcting the second paragraph rather than recontextualizing how he thought of his goats.

They were always his posse.

:twilightsmile: If Prince Blue Blood wants a quick date I can arrange that too.
:ajbemused: not with my goat ya ain't.
:rainbowlaugh: you got nerve
:fluttercry: poor goats
:pinkiehappy: This was GoooooooooooD !
:trollestia: Wut we have six communists that read FimFiction here?

This...this was poetry.

Good to know old 'Sep is around and kicking. Post-office robberies will follow once he gets out of prison.

Good job Majin, you made the world a better place (for some very specific and controversial definition of better):yay:

*reads the first half* Dafuq?

*reads the rest*

*stunned*... I love it.

*Sighs*

*Faves*

It made me smirk... Dammit, Maj!

6334264 Surprise, surprise! I find a comment that was as fun a read as the story. Though decidedly shorter. :derpytongue2:
Those GIF's were perfect. :rainbowlaugh:

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