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Doctor Parker

I am the Doctor, the Rebel of FiMFiction, and I'm here for the food. We should love and tolerate everyone, not just the people we agree with. If you have a problem with that, that's too bad.


One day, Sweetie Belle comes from bed with a strange condition: Something akin to a mask on her face, and deep, masculine voice, a fairly eloquent speech pattern, and an almost sociopathic disposition...and her mother doesn't know why.

Cover image uploaded by themagicwizard on FunnyJunk

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Comments ( 56 )

What the fuck.

Seems legit.

O_O heee???? :twilightoops: loco rolf :rainbowlaugh: twi tiw !!!!!! X_X oh bane!!

Out of curiosity, what does that mean?


the world may never know

This was hilarious... I loved it! :scootangel: :pinkiehappy: :rainbowlaugh:

When Rartiy dodges a pillow from Sweetie Belle during a pillow fight.

"Peace has cost you, your strength. Victory has defeated you."

Wow this story is lumping epic. The bane flu lol

The quotes on the movies. You freaking aced it on this fiction

2 thumbs up

Later on...
Celestia : "Twilight... what is this League of Shadows you speak of?"
Twilight : "I am the League of Shadows, and I am here to fulfill Ra's al Ghul's destiny!"

I hope I have your permission to laugh.
The upvote count, it rises!

Cool story.

At least it's not the Joker pox.

"Cool story bro", thanks for the laugh and keep up the good work.

I liked the concept.


Wonder what would've happened if Sweetie had this, and she and her mom were in a plane on a vacation...


6819247 I can see it now.
:scootaloo: hey dt want to see a magic trick? "Holds up a pen"

"Joker pox" gave me a good idea for a possible future project, actually...

Of course, to do that, Sweetie would need some help, meaning...

"Cute Mark Crusader Plane Crashers, YAY!!!"

Baneposting: The Fic.

What a pretty meme. Exquisite!

OH DEAR LORD!!!!! :rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh:

It's missing something though.....

There we go. :pinkiecrazy:

This story complete nonsense and absolutely hilarious. Good God I was laughing my ass off through the whole thing. I've never gotten around to watching the third Batman movie, but now I think I might have to.

Yeah, I should have worked that in the story.

Thanks! :twilightsmile:

Yeah, I think I'm gonna favourite this one. That was just too perfect. I absolutely loved how you managed to fit in every single one of the quotes just so. That schoolyard scene in particular was just amazing.

The best part of The Dark Knight Rises + Sweetie Belle?


To be honest, I didn't know Baneposting was a thing when I wrote this. I just saw the image on FunnyJunk, found it ironic, and wrote an ironic story out of it!

$20 bucks says that Pinkie will be all like:


Oh wow, another fj user? I thought I was the only one here native to that awful, awful site. What's your account name?

I'm not even a member. I was just searching for "Sweetie Bane" around the internet, as well as "Flutterbane", "Banelight Sparkle", and "Banebow Dash", and found one like-minded post on FunnyJunk, and it was right there. I thought the image was funny, and decided to go with the concept.


I've been rused. Oh well.

For the record, I liked the story. Since I hadn't actually mentioned that before.

Yeah, I just really liked Bane at the time, thought that Bane was so "un-MLP" that it would be funny if he fit somehow. I looked up Pony-Bane combinations that seemed even more ironic, and found the most ironic one besides "Flutterbane", but everybody thought of that, it was overdone, wasn't funny to me.

Yeah, I actually began writing this months ago, but never got around to getting this published until yesterday!

Anyway, glad you liked it! :twilightsmile:

Before anyone else says it.


In her efforts to cure Bane Flu, Twilight makes an antidote that has a side effect of turning everypony into the opposite of Bane...

:applecry: You either die a hero, or you live long enough to see yourself become the villain. I can do those things, because I'm not a hero.
:applejackunsure: Uh sugarcube... what's gonin' on? Ya feelin' ok? Why are ya wearin' that ridiculous cape? Or that ridiculous mask? or the rest of that gittup? This ain't like you.
:applecry: It's not who I am underneath, but what I do that defines me.
:applejackunsure: Whatta ya doin'?
:applecry: What's necessary, mah friend. *Sets fire to the Sweet Apple Acres barn*

6818451 At least we know it only takes a-three licks to get to the Tootsie center of a Tootsie Pop. Thanks, Mister Owl. *Glares at owl*

I would seriously read a "Sweetie Bane vs. Batbloom" story, no joke. That would be the most hilarious and adorable showdown ever.

You could call it "Batbloom Begins." Or "Sweetie Bane 2: Batbloom Boogaloo," depending.

Next, will it be Twilight getting the jokemareflu? With the "Lesson Zero" look?

Really need to see the new batman movies sometime.

This is so hilariously cute :rainbowlaugh:

6818712 Later, later on...

Sombra: Luna thinks darkness is her ally?

Reading this while hearing the actual Bane voice in your head while you do so? Hilarious :rainbowlaugh:

have a fav and a like

So we've got the Bat-idote. What about when the virus mutates?

:scootangel: You wanna know how I got these scars?
:rainbowhuh: Uhh...kid, you alright?
:scootangel: See, I had a wife. Pretty, like you.
:rainbowhuh: A...wife? Kid, you're a filly from Ponyville, what do you mean "wife?"
:scootangel: It's easy, uh...you see...we kill the Batman.
:rainbowhuh: The who? Seriously, kid, you're freaking me out now.
:scootangel: It's a funny world we live in...speakin' of which, y'know how I got these scars? *throws self off cloud*
:rainbowhuh: DEAR SWEET...*swoops to catch her*
:scootangel: Oh you...you just couldn't let me go, couldja!? See, this is what happens when an unstoppable force meets an immovable object...

That was actually hilarious :rainbowlaugh: And here are some quotes from my stories

Princess Twilight Sparkle "YOU WANNA GET NUTS?!!! COME ON LET'S GET NUTS!!!"

Pinkamena Diane Pie "Have you ever danced with the draconiquus in the pale moonlight?"


Rarity "I am Catmare, hear me roar."

Filthy Rich "One can never have too much power. If my life has a meaning, that's the meaning."

Could've been worse, Sweetie could've caught the Mr Freeze cold and end up saying ice puns the whole day.


It reminds me of an episode of Dr. Who.

6840779 Oh my God! You even knew which episode I was referencing! That's awesome! :rainbowkiss:

6841042 If my Ponysona became an alicorn, I'd be the Princess of References. :ajsmug:

6832625 That was also my first thought.

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