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Majin Syeekoh


We’ve got dents and we’ve got quirks, but it’s our flaws that make us work.

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After teleportation practice, Lyra lets Twilight in on a little secret that has Twilight questioning a whole host of other things about her new friend.

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What did I just read?

Bon Bon = Master of Manipulation. No one could ever see through her web of lies.

Soooo... that was a thing... that I read. Made me giggle.

Wait... Why is my hand moving towards the like button. I swear, I'm not doing that. My hand has a mind of its own. Why?! Why?! *click*

And now my hand is moving towards the favorite folder button. Noooo! Lyra hates hands, why do you have to do this to me, hand?

Majin Syeekoh
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5182563
Indeed she is.:trixieshiftleft:

5182565

You're a Noble possessed by the power of hand hatred.

I gotta be honest: it's hard to feel like you're trying with these. :<

Well, I had a giggle.

"That's it! They look like tiny dicks coming out of where their hooves should be. It's gross!"

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5182563
They don't even know her real name.

Majin Syeekoh
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5182582 Sometimes I try, sometimes I don't.

It just depends on my mood at the time.


5182588

And that was the intended effect.


5182611

Indeed they do not.

Lyra Hate Hands

Whelp.......:pinkiegasp:

5182669 And the next thing you know, she'll hate feet and not as a fetish as well. :rainbowwild:

Majin Syeekoh
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5182696 Oh no! The horror!:pinkiegasp:

*Reads story
FUCK BEING SUBTLE, LET'S BLOW SOME SHIT UP AND DROP STUFF INTO LAVA WHILE BLOWING THAT STUFF UP

5182697 Though I wonder what her hooves taste like if Bon-Bon licks them. :rainbowlaugh:

Majin Syeekoh
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5182712 Subtlety is for losers.

"That's it! They look like tiny dicks coming out of where their hooves should be. It's gross!"

Woah there, Doctor Klein.

I honestly don't know what this piece is supposed to be. You start off standing on a soapbox, taking potshots at the over-used fanon bit with Lyra and hands. Then, you proceed to make use of the "Lyra is an air-headed lesbian" gag. Which is also an overused bit of fanon, by the way.

Majin Syeekoh
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5182735 Yeah. I know.

But it's better than a fucking obsession with a species that doesn't even exist. Air-headed is better than hand-obsessed any day.

And there was some serious ship-teasing in RR, so I feel comfortable including it.

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And Lyra wants to tell Twilight her secret after a little bonding has taken place becaaauuuse...

...

...Whatever. Not only does that make very little sense, but not once does Spike and his claws come up in their conversation. Are they too pointy to make Lyra uncomfortable?

Majin Syeekoh
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5182791 Spike has claws, not hands. They're far too pointy to make Lyra uncomfortable.

Lyra is stupid

Majin Syeekoh
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5182817 Yes she is.

theres an picture called why micky wheres gloves that comes to mind although im not sure if i can post it here

You just spawn these, don't you?

Majin Syeekoh
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If lyra thinks she been getting closer to twilight, and sweetie drops has gotten it into lyras head....

Best friend sex??

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Majin Syeekoh
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5183132 Yus.

Thnx.

I will drink up your delicious approval.

5183139 *Bows* Yes my Queen.

That was fun to read. Though, why were some of the words smashed together? some letters were overlapping......

Yes! Finally! A story that includes Lyra, but doesn't have her obsess over hands and humans.

Although... I have to admit that I picture Lyra being smarter than how you portrayed here.

Regardless, it was a good read. Thank you for writing this.

Majin Syeekoh
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5183186
Thank you!

And I think that's on your end. It reads fine for me.

5183222

No problem! I had fun writing it.

And I made Lyra how she is purely for the lulz.

#noregrets

5183229

huh. weird. well, anyway, I didn't really have a hard time reading through the smashed words, I was just curious if it was meant that way or not :derpytongue2:.

but yeah! It was entertaining to read.

Majin Syeekoh
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5183234 Nope.

I did not intend to smash words together.

And once again, I'm glad that you enjoyed it.

well, this just fits perfectly with popular fanon, doesnt it? :ajbemused:

joking! im gonna read this at some point, its on my read later list. cant wait to find out what the hell you've done here :rainbowlaugh::rainbowwild:

Majin Syeekoh
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5183327 Things. I did things.

But you'll have to read to find out.

5182582
Syeekoh's story Rainbow Dash Stops Trying was secretly about himself. :raritywink:

That was... Something.

Majin Syeekoh
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5183483 Indeed it was.

You are some kind of writing demon whoes name i dare not speak... but who's powers and talents i admire and covet.:trixieshiftleft:

Majin Syeekoh
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5183833 It's really not that hard... for a fic this size, I just sit myself in front of my computer for an hour and crack it out.


5183832 Exactly.

5183842 teach me oh wise dark god of demonic writing. I swear i will not betray your trust. :trixieshiftleft::trixieshiftright::trixieshiftleft: ... promise.

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