Granny Smith insists that Applejack has to go to the dentist.
But she doesn't have to like it.
At all.
Reviewed by Seattle's Angels on March 16th, 2015.
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I got my first filling just recently. I'm twenty-eight. I'm weirdly proud of that.
I enjoyed this story. I really hate going to the dentist, though to be fair, none of them have ever tried to scam me.
How many times must we go to the dentist before we do not go to the dentist?
Aside from random asides I must say bravo you glorious space communist
Brilliant!
My feelings towards the dentist is summed up in this story.
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There are always the pliers if you dislike it that badly.
5169945 No, not the pliers!
doin’ things that they could do just as well all by their lonesome with a five-bit pair of pliers and a ten-bit bottle’a whiskey! After roughly an eternity and a half, Colgate said, “Your enamel is a little thin.”
“Sho’s mah ‘atience,” Applejack said, past Satan’s toothpick.
My god, that is hilarious.
And little did Big Mac know that another branch of the dentists existed in Appleloosa and was waiting for him.
No one escapes the dentist.
No one.
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The quote button is your friend.
Also, thanks.
Am I the only one that didn't have something against the dentist
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I had my first filling last month. And I'm 30. Hooray!
Ugh getting your teeth scraped is the WORST. I have really sensitive teeth, so it's extra painful.
Fucking hate the dentist.
Great story. I don't like the dentist that much either.
Heh, quite worth the read.
~Skeeter The Lurker
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Why, thank you.
Read for the premise... upped for the author's note.
Agreed. Quite worth the read. You write Applejack even better than Derpy.
I'd say it's well worth a ten-bit bottle of whiskey
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Thanks.
Wait, I write Derpy well? Where?
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In The Pinkie Parallel.
Didn't forget that story did ya? I sure didn't.
I'm tracking it.
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That's what I was hoping.
Nah, I haven't forgotten about Parallel. In fact, I feel like I should refocus on it.
I think that I am a dental masochist. I actually like the dentist, and I don't floss.
Braces are great.
This, is. I'm sorry, could you just give me a second?
O.k. I think I'm good now...
Wait, how did someone NOT like this?
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Driveby downvote for the hell of it, I assume. Which disappoints me a little. I like to at least earn those downvotes.
At lest AJ didn't have to have anything drastic done. When I was 17, I had to have all my pre-molars removed before I could have braces fitted. They took them out two at a time. I sit down, first thing they tell me is they need to inject a local anaesthetic. I expected a small needle, what I got was something they use for draining bone marrow. My reaction can be summed up in the following.
This was a great read. I also enjoyed the author's note.
I'm sorry, I can't do that.
Now, WHAT‽ Where‽ Why‽ When‽ How‽
That is hilarious.
So is this. I'm going to have to use this next time I visit the dentist.
This story was hilarious, and AJ's scrunchie face was the perfect topper on this comedy cake.
WHY CAN'T I DO PONY EMOTES ON MOBILE DAGNABBIT
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You write the name of the emoticon offset by colons.
e.g. :"ajbemused": without the quotation marks.
Ah...so she was the decoy.......well-played...
Man, I kinda like going to the dentist, but they way you got the hook-whatever exactly right gave me the jibblies.
Well done.
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I now need a list!
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5171051 that's a whole lot of nope.
It should be the other way around, right.
Right?
I'm exactly the same way.
I died of laughter. Twice.
5174154 #sotrue
5171583 What? That's stupid!
5520485 It's called sarcasm.
Just went to the dentist last week.
AJ should consider herself damn lucky she could choose bubble gum flavor fluoride. All I got was fluoride flavor fluoride. I had to swish it around for 2 whole minutes, too!
5606899 Me as well. I'm still going to the dentist because I'm still a teenager but I never have had a problem with going to the dentist's, and I've never had a cavity. Only problem with my teeth I've ever had is a chipped tooth I got when I flew off my bike into the asphalt of, uh, I don't know a fucking street! My dentist lets me take a toy home with me from his "Toy treasure chest". He's so funny, and nice. And my parents knew him as a kid, and so did my grandma so I guess you could say he's a family friend. Huh, I went out on a tangent here.
Anyways, Rock on.
-ThePortalPonies
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Sounds like a shill sent by the Dentist High Council of Evil to lure us back to the dentist's office. I say thee nay!
I was always the weird kid in my.class because I WASN'T afraid of the dentist. Of course, there were a few who loudly boasted they weren't afraid, but I never saw the point of either the fear of the boasting. I knew I could stop the dentist at any time by saying "Ow!" And this might just be my low self-esteem talking, but I always felt I deserved any pain I felt, a light punishment for not taking proper care of my teeth.
You just perfectly described one of my least favorite dentist instruments.
Well that was kinda depressing. No lessons learned. No big realizations. Just Applejack being rude & Colgate being patient. Clever writing, but it didn't feel like it went anywhere to me.