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....what the fuck did i just read?
5069944 that's what I thought too....
5069944 who knows...
This is the worst fucking thing I have ever read. The real problem is that this story exists!
It's not often something nowadays makes me want to bleach my eyeballs. This fic did though. So, congrats on that.
I've had diarrhea that was more pleasant than this story.
*Sigh* Honestly, I've never been one to condemn even the most extreme fetishes and kinks (though a number of the more extreme ones should never leave the realm of fantasy), but posting something you know the vast majority of people are going to find utterly disgusting without any sort of warning whatsoever is childishly unprofessional and does very little to establish you as a good writer of anything, much less fetish material.
Please take a moment to consider whether you are really capable of authoring such material in anything approaching an appropriate manner.
DO NOT READ THIS! I don't care if you're curious about what kind of fic could garner such a strong reaction, just stay away. It's gross out fetish that is so utterly distinguishing I'm still dry heaving and I don't gross out easily, this is the literary equivalent of that video where that Louisville player broke his leg, you're better off if you know it's terrible and don't actually have to deal with the images. STAY AWAY!
Ok the fuck did i just read? I think I want to gouge my eyes out now.
5070092 lol
Only one answer if you wanna read this
I didn't listen to the warnings.... I was a fool.
One, what the fuck man... i mean I'm normally a yet everyone get by with their fetishes but this just fucking hells bells.
two Put a damn warning on this fic please, your little summary is not enough put heavy duty warning tags on this thing.
now if you don;t mind my brain will be leaving my skull.
It was hilarious. Also a little painful, but mostly hilarious.
5070366
Gore and sex tags. Read first.
*unzips pants*
This will do
What the hell is this fetish anyway?
it cant be as bad as everyone is making it to be. lemme read it real quick.
edit-
NOPE. I WAS WRONG. ITS JUST AS BAD AS EVERYONE MADE IT OUT TO BE. SOMEONE GET ME A DRILL, I GOTTA GOUGE MY EYES OUT.
I don't know what to think, so I'm not going to...
Tell me what fetish this is, now. I just want to know where it came from and why.
10/10 though.
*reading comments*
pssh it can't be that bad...
*reads fic*
and no... the comments are not exaggerating...
and to the author, please try a different genre...
I read the comments and was like, "There's no way this can be that awful." So I read it, prepared for the worst. You know what?
I was right. This really wasn't that horrible. I mean, yeah, it was completely disgusting, the sex was boring, and I didn't enjoy what I read, but I didn't walk away feeling violated or sick or anything. I generally feel more violated by terrible writing, and the prose itself wasn't bad. I felt sorry for Rainbow, and found myself wondering just what the hell she's been doing to put her plumbing into such a horrid state, but that was about it.
... I'm not sure what that means, but I think it might mean that there's something seriously wrong with me.
I liked it.
The writing was fine. The content itself wasn't really my cup of bodily fluids, but that is my problem, not the author's.
There's a lot of shit in the world, and how are the people raging in the comments are gonna face them if this here little story makes them vomit their souls out, I do not know.
Also, is there a comic version of that?
Stories like this deserve more attention. Did you notice the relationship between Rainbow Dash and the man?
I'm not being a sarcastic Asshole, by the way. I really liked it.
5070622 I like you.
5070704 I don't know if there's a comic version, maybe someone has drawn something.
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ok i just read a few sentences....i cant keep going...
good job sir, this is one challenged that will remain unfinished.
G MOTHAFOCKIN G
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You know, I've already read this story before in 4chan >story Greentext form.
Can someone here find that, then point this guy out to the original author?
I ignored the warnings...I was a fool...
5071039 There have been tons of variations of this all around /mlp/. There's not just one person who has done this.
moral of this story: yeast infections are bad
5070109
Should have used the Blue Waffles example.
That stuff.... *shudder*
That stuff is from the umpteenth ring of hell.
This is TRULY by far the most stupendous thing I've ever read on FimFiction. So realistic, it's almost as if I could FEEL the red goo trailing down the back of my throat. 10/10 would recommend to a friend.
This wasn't that bad. I've honestly seen worse than this. My problem with this story was that the sex was so short.
Wow, nice story Swift. Mind if I download it?
5072586 That's actually something I've been trying to improve on. I just feel like it gets repetitive when I make things happen again and again, so I end up cutting things shorter than they might be.
5072587 Sure, friend.
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Thanks lori
Not bad at all as some people gladly over exaggerated. I mean from writing standpoint.
But I do agree on the disgusting nature of this fic and the fact that the actual sex was as one put it "short and dull"
Conclusion: I have lost my appetite for the month... but have a like!
I feel sorry to the story approver who had to read this in order to pass it. I mean, I'm not as grossed out as everyone else here. Yeah, it's kind of messed up, but it's not exactly terrible. The prose was decent enough, the pacing was fine too (if a little hasty) and in general, this was okay. I'm not gonna upvote it or recommend it to anyone, but...
Well, that's it really. Yeah it was kinda disgusting, but I'm not going to barf up in the toilet now or anything. There's not much else to say either.
NOPE.
My imagination is far to vivid for this shit.
5071039 Type Crust Cunt Flakes into the search bar on Derpibouru. The horrors await...
Also the green text story you're talking about.
At one point I read a story about a man having sex with a zombified decomposing Rarity. This ain't got nothing on that shit.
5073347 You still know the title?
5073583
Till death do us part by Hand-Made
5073654 Thanks
...what?
I love you.