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Facemelt91


MA Research Student and former teacher. Part-time tutor, part-time bartender. Full-time writer and MLP: FIM researcher.


Comments ( 59 )

4267827 trust me, it was more painful to write

4267831 I can imagine. :twilightoops:

... :rainbowlaugh: Still a better read than anthro RD taking a shit!

4267837 I dunno, I kinda liked anthro RD taking a shit.

4267842 Oh. :rainbowderp: Sorry if I offended you. I mean, the plot was interesting and all, but the subject matter was less so. :applejackunsure:

4267863

Nah no offense lol. Nobody gets offended on a trollfic ;)

I enjoyed RD taking a dump because of the sheer straight faced narration and how it systematically describes someone taking a dump in graphic detail. He probably had to take notes while shitting to get a feel for the realism :p

4267867 Respectively, it is genius. :twilightsmile:

Comment posted by Buzzard deleted Apr 21st, 2014

i didn't even read it, i just skimmed through and read like every 5th line.

I cannot overstate how much I love this

I'm no doctor, but I can tell you for a fact that a sex change isn't simply cutting your cock off. They actually cut a vertical line down the cock, and fold it so that your dick is now inside your body.

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A beautiful rendition of the tragedy that is the confused/cheating homosexual deciding to cut their dick off.

No trans people exist, ever. :heart:

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Anthro RD takes a shit? Where?! :pinkiegasp:

I really like how Big Mac eats his genitalia for whatever reason. Also the wound-fucking.

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Well Big McIntosh couldn't be bothered to do that - he just wanted to cut off his cock.

I think I'm stuck with this wince permanently now

Is this a trollfic? Not that it's bad, but I swore to myself that I would do a full review of every non-trollfic story, and I don't really want to deeply analyze Big Mac cutting his you-know-what off...

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I would love for you to analyse the significance of it :)

I don't know what I was expecting.

4268732 Alright then, here we go...

Well, that was...interesting. Can't say that this is incredibly original; I've seen a few stories like this one before. That doesn't really matter as long as the story is pulled off well. The question is: was it? Um...yes? It only had a couple errors here and there, nothing really noticable. It felt just a bit rushed, but I'm still convinced that this is a trollfic so I won't take off too many points for that. Though, I would've liked to see a bit more fleshing out of Big Mac's deep emotions as he, er, did what he did. Also, a little bit more backround information would've been nice. Overall, it surprised me, disturbed me, and I have no idea why I enjoyed it. 8.5 out of 10.

You don't get a neat.
You get a WOW.
*thumbs up*

Huh...

Thumbs up for you!

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I love a girl/man who understands the literary significance of actions.

Big Mac was in the barn on his own. He had brought with him, a range of appropriate tools to perform his own improvised sex-change: a scalpel, a hatchet and a pair of garden shears. He also had several tourniquets and a pair of tweezers.

This ^ Right up there ^ is just....uhm...wow.
..ugh...this was...interesting? Uhm. Holy shit man. I could not write this and I dont think this is a clopfic in any sense other than you said
dick and dildo! It was very strange and....cant believe im saying this...but I liked it...wow.

Such a deep and thought provoking story. "like" does not justify this story's existence.

This actually proves something.

This proves that people with things buried like this inside need to be understood more.

I am in his situation.

*projectile vomits* You know, this was... Interesting. *hits dog with vomit* There should be more of these kinds of stories, except *barfs on the screen* *cleans it* without the DIY. *dies from vomiting out lungs, kidneys, and heart*

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I... know I like it... but its honestly worse than when I saw a guy literally cut off his own penis with a razor blade. And in that respect... I guess you win?

I like it, but at the same time I kinda don't. I really don't know how to react, except to congradulate you on making a story even I can't understand.

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Next time just have twilight magically learn a sex change spell please so that i dont feel like my balls shrink to the size of an atom and retreat inside my body

Old title was better.

Well that was entertaining.

:rainbowderp: OH MY FUCK THAT WAS FUCKED UP!


P.s. please write more
:raritywink:

Jesus that was fuckin hilarious!111!11!11!!!!111

My brain hurts from reading this. :raritydespair:

4378816 not as much as my dick hurt from writing it

All righty then... not gonna lie... That was off. Greenthumb, follow, you magnificent bastard!

Got to respect a guy/girl that will die for there beliefs. Though he totally should have saved up the money being a gay stud.

Well it made my dick twitch... so that's something... I guess.
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Not my personal fetish... but... that was.... uhh... interesting... and it looks... very painful.

...what? Why? What?
Why...just...what drove you to write this!? WHAT MADE YOU DO THIS!?

MLP Pain Olympics, the next big thing in shock sites!

How can he survive all that without anesthesia? :rainbowderp:

I could of eaten any other food while reading this story but nooooooo I had to make sausages for diner.

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you want a answer to that which is scientific or do you want the short version?

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