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Facemelt91


MA Research Student and former teacher. Part-time tutor, part-time bartender. Full-time writer and MLP: FIM researcher.

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Here I am, chillin' on the couch, big ass bucket of KFC by my side, laptop atop lap. Ready and eager to read the latest installment of the hit trilogy, Iron Will's Foalcon Necrophilia Sex Rampage.

I'M GONNA FUCKING READ THIS FUCKING SHIT AND FUCKING EAT MY SHIT KFC WITH A SIDE OF FUCKING FRIES! FUCKING SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I envy the author. They have made a series that is much better then my own work. -J.R.R. Tolkien

Please. No more. The title alone deserves a dislike.

Oh god not another one.... This is why people think bronies are creepy...

You've gotta be fucking kidding me. This is still a fucking thing.

4245257 I agree completely. Wait, YOU!

What are the mods playing at here? Who would approve this?

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It took three tries to get it approved and some heavy editing, but its finally here

I am not even going to dignify a trollfic with a downvote. this is just dumb.

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DW i downvoted it for you ;)

Please make like a million of these.

4245257

No people think Bronies are creepy because of stuff like MLD. This shit is the bomb man. IRON WILL WITH HIS HUGE FUCKING DICK. Its so MACHO.

Plz author, look deep in that black heart of yours. SPARE APPLE BLOOM! Sure, rape her for all I care, just let her live in the end, PLZ! MY PUSSY FUCKING FAGGOT ASS HEART CANT TAKE MUCH MORE YOU PUTRID FUCKING CUNT SUCKING FUCKER!

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Relax - Applebloom is the last foal. I won't kill her off that easily ;)

You ever heard of "conservation of ninjutsu?"

4245378 Will there be a part 4? I need something to show my baby sister

You try way too fucking hard.

Grow up.

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After this story is finished the series will be over for the forseeable.

I want to devote my time and energy into other creative pursuits like Discord's Lolicon Bestiality Chainsaw Sodomy

Comment posted by Facemelt91 deleted Apr 17th, 2014

4245403 Holy shit, cant wait for that!


4245395 >:3)

This iz the bezt storzy ever!

wat

11/10
super original m8
le hipster seal of deck-ness

You make me so guilty Facemelt...:applecry:

I can't believe that this exists. I can't you put effort into this piece of... work.

I think I need to lie down... :pinkiesad2:

4245848 You can't he put effort.
ORLY :pinkiecrazy:

Also, may your internet periodically become slow.

Fics that are written as well as these are only heard of in legends. You earned this upvote, I wish I could give more.

Iron Will will rot in hell junk, Applebloom you defend him is his feast monster

I already read fics on necrophilia :eeyup:. But it's just bad, bad archi zero.:pinkiesick: Suicide as pinkie pie Were interesting :trollestia:. But it's really miserable :facehoof:. I even wrote me of necro fiction (with character sunny town :heart:) and it is a literature that should be approached gently it's just bland and tasteless :ajsleepy:. Wrote rather a result of Suicide pinkie pie :derpytongue2:

I am going to read this just because why the fuck not I'm not a big fan of rapeish shit but I will try to stomach as much as I can to give you a proper review

Were interesting chapter is s hope Applebloom will pull and killed especially iron will. His rattraperais the series and deserve a beautiful like

Comment posted by The Orange Nebula deleted Apr 17th, 2014

Bravo! this was truly a wonderful piece of fiction YOU FUCKING DICK LICKING SHIT SMELLING PUTRID CUNT!!! BURN IN FUCKIG HELL YOU FUCKING SHIT FACE FAGGOT!

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Glad you liked it!

4245403 that sounds incredibly and utterly amazing!

No.

Just no.

...

Seriously, what the fuck.

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Wassup, don't like happy endings?

(10/10) - The Butt Daily

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My Little Dashie - probably one of the most famous fanfics on fimfiction.

Luz

This is truly a magnificent piece of literature.

Have a like.

i havent even looked at anything else besides the title and i can say right now that you sir have just written the single greatest masterpiece in the history of man and pony-kind. :raritystarry:
11/10 it was ok - IGN
spaghetti/10 needs teh robets - Michael Bay
69/10 would bang again - Shepard

What.the fuck. Is that.

...

Um...

How do I respond to this?

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