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Pastor Pulp
I'm a sexy general who enjoys generally generaling.
Pastor Pulp
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I just came an ogreexcessive amount to this story
The brogres have invaded fimfiction! Everyone run and hide!
Fiona doesn't approve of this.
INB4 "Shrek is love, Shrek is life"
this probably exists
praise the ogrelord in all his layers
The wait is ogre.
but she's cyan
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NO SHE ISN'T AAAAHHHHHH
4125795 is 2 baby
I'm going to say that this is the best story ever, just to see how many dislikes my comment gets.
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Fuck you and all of your family
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It's okay, bronies hate jokes.
This is the worst thing I've ever read and I still came four times while reading it. Brogre scum.
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Don't make me stuff an onion up your butt.
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What is this drek shit?
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I'd like to see you try. Every layer of my rectum is 120% stuffed full of onions for a completely unrelated reason.
I dig it.
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At least it's not Faarquad like you.
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Smoke dat dank swamp shit.
4126019 24.media.tumblr.com/67bc2189e10ffcf7b8d78df021e7d703/tumblr_n2x8ikw7r41t2o4u0o1_500.jpg
360 onionnade urself fegit
no
YES
Will read later. Seems to be my fetish.
Holy Jesus feet, this was the greatest piece of art I've laye(r)d my eyes on in Shrek-knows how long.
I fapped to this.
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I came 3 times on my Shrekshrine. 10/10.
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Stop being so butthurt about my mad haiku skills.
Truly I have known beauty.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shrek#Sequels_and_spin-offs
Pastor Pulp, you never told me you created the Shrek series! Glad to finally know what was supposed to happen in the fifth film.
Just make more pls i like this kind of stuff
....ok , i have to ask....
why is colossus grumps the first comment on this fic?.....
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I wanted to watch it, and for some reason the school filter doesn't block videos if they're embedded.
4142650 lol nice.....
https://soundcloud.com/vigorousvisuals/sad-shrek-fan-fic-readign
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hawt
i.imgur.com/Vmu4M.jpg
Why do you have so many downvotes-
This is bad.
FIMFiction has been invaded by Farquads.
You must eat onions and take a huge ogre shit on yourkeyboard.
Pray to Shrek to rectify this.
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Don't you think you're ogrereacting?
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Fuck your dog too.
May Farquad crush all of your onion patches.
Shrek is love. Shrek is life.
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All these puns are ogrerated
Wat.
4346847 yeah my thoughts too.
. . . 
I only came here for the comments. The comments did not disappoint.
It's never ogre.
When is the next chapter?
Life is shrek. Love is shrek.