• Member Since 15th Nov, 2013
  • offline last seen Apr 3rd, 2014

Pastor Pulp


I'm a sexy general who enjoys generally generaling.

Comments ( 27 )

I tried all of this at home, and all it lead to was a painful death via polio
thanks for nothing, obamacare

Wouldn't this technically be "Equestria in Goatse", eh? :trixieshiftright:

...because Kirk's butthole skin is made of Wobbuffet material.

Wobbuffets are made of anus? Then what was Jessie touching all this time?

Coooooooooooooooool. Best Pokomon evarz, next to Wingull.

Ten years later he died of polio.

I want every fanfiction ever ending with this line.

This is a true masterpiece.

Too serious for my taste.

... I am surprisingly okay with this.

OP. Why is this a thing and why do i love it so much to demand a squeal?

4141888 Redigard Suffers a heart attack later. :raritydespair:

4144095
I'm a heartless killer, better watch out.

4144139 We regret to inform you everyone who has read this story is dead!

4156393
All according to plan.

4156707 also your getting arrested for murder and being sexy

4156709
I plead guilty on both accounts.

4156775 Your going to Arkahm Asyluk you realize that plus you have to fuck me.

4157524 Pleasure me Shrek

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I'll be right ogre lasseh.

the giant assachute of doom

Fucking A :rainbowlaugh:

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