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Bad Dragon


I write so that one day I may finally stop writing and be free, but these damn new ideas keep finding ways into my brain. I need to write more to vent them out!

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Comment section minigame for the Prologue of Bad Dragon Clop Collaboration:

Does this scene remind you of a song that you know? If yes, post it in the comments in the following format:
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Music recommendations for reading Prologue:
South Park - Cartman and Cthulhu Song — Correlation: 80% (Lyrics) [Recommended by 5429944]
the evil hate filled cthulhu — from a dimension far away — flying through gates of madness — and into your heart —
turning dreams into nightmares

Hey There Cthulhu — Correlation: 70% (Lyrics)
Hey there Cthulhu, down there in your sunken city — You’re a billion light years distant and the stars look very pretty — From R’lyeh — So close and yet so far away

Judas Priest - A Touch of Evil — Correlation: 70% (Lyrics)
Aroused with desire — You put me in a trance — A vision of fire — I never had a chance — A dark angel of sin — Preying deep from within — Come take me in — I'm so afraid — But i still feed the flame

American Horror Story — Freak Show — Correlation: 50% (Lyrics)
Me and God, we don't get along so now I sing — No one's gonna take my soul away
It's innocence lost — Innocence lost — When you talk it's like a movie and you're making me crazy — Cause life imitates art

Athamay - Dreams — Correlation: 50% (Lyrics)
Your grin it widens as you fuck me up — In my dreams your coming — My bodies limp, my minds gone numb — Can't face the agony you put me through

Type O Negative - Be My Druidess — Correlation: 40% (Lyrics)
I feel you shake so deep inside, — Oh scream my name and hold me tight. — I'll do anything to make you cum

Beyond Twilight - Shadowland — Correlation: 40% (Lyrics)
Feel the fire strong desire — Something's waiting there for me — Deep inside I have a feeling — This was meant to be

Comment section minigame for the first chapter of Bad Dragon Clop Collaboration:

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Music recommendations for reading chapter Poop Sex:
Nine inch nails - Fuck you like an animal — Correlation: 70% (Lyrics) [Recommended by 5429946]
I want to feel you from the inside — I want to fuck you like an animal — my whole existence is flawed
within my stomach — scraped off my knees — I drink the honey — from inside your hive

James D. Stark - Ready — Correlation: 60% (Lyrics)
I'm ready for your love — take me higher — I'm ready to be drenched — in your desire — I'm ready to be touched

Brother Firetribe - Heart Full of Fire — Correlation: 60% (Lyrics)
I feel your fever rising — This time there ain't no denying — It's just too much for me to take
Go down in my flame — I know you want it just the same — The way you're sexin' me is frightening

The Journey - Resonate — Correlation: 60% (Lyrics)
Feel your presence all around me — On the same frequency — It's all our love can be — When we resonate

Congratulations, your entire existence is based upon a website that sells dildos to furries!
You should know that your mother is so proud of the choices you've made in life!

5404841 My mother taught me well. :trollestia:

Uhh... I think you forgot the comedy tag there, dear author. Oh wait, scratch that. I meant the random tag...

5404937 Random and Comedy is not what this collaboration is about, though, one author may have missed the mark a little. I promise that the next published story/chapter won't be Comedy or Random.

5404961 I find the random tag necessary, considering there are going to be different plot in each chapters. But hey, your story, your decision.

This is a waste of time, effort, space, words, and thought.

convince Twilight to put a cloudwalking spell on his hooves and the ladder

Thunderlane is a pegasus.

The original draft insinuated that building a house of cards is hard to do when you have hooves. My wording must've been off.

“Is that how the records are made in Equestria?” Asked Brook sincerely.

*Brock

5405055

The original draft insinuated that building a house of cards is hard to do when you have hooves. My wording must've been off.

I think your wording must have been off. Your original was:

"Ah, finally I'm done building this record-setting house of cards," said Thunderlane as he gently placed a Ten of Hearts atop a massive tower of shiny cardboard slices,"this took me a very long time, especially given that I had to have Twilight put a cloudwalking spell on this fifty foot ladder. Oh and also hooves but that was obvious."

Thunderlane climbed down the ladder to his soft, cushiony floor.

You're free to word it better in the collaboration document, and I'll fix it in this published story when you are done.

On the side note, I hope you don't mind, too much, the changes I've made to your story. I was trying to beat the random and troll out of it, unsuccessfully.

*Brock

My bad. Fixed. :twilightsmile:

5405235 Your group is called 'Reviews for all!!!'. I guess you don't consider me as one of all. :pinkiesad2:

I removed the story from your group.

5405303 What is it that you find weird? Too many tentacles? Too few?

Writers:
Jesus Willem Dafoe

Well, there's your problem.

5405500 thanks for the warning, the description sure didn't have one.

South Park - Cartman and Cthulhu Song - Correlation: 24%
Reason: Against all reason, this has become the go-to song with anything Cthulhu-related, for better or worse (aha!)

Well, I can definitely say that I wasn't expecting this upon clicking in, so this story certainly has an element of surprise going for it! As for a song, I think this is the most appropriate one I can thing of.

Nine Inch Nails - Fuck You Like An Animal - Correlation: ....56%
Reason: Hopefully the song title makes this bit obvious. :)

5429944 5429946 Thank you for your kind words and playing the comment section mini games. You've won both Game 1 (I'm giving your song 80% correlation) and Game 2 (70% correlation).

Comment section minigame for the second chapter of Bad Dragon Clop Collaboration:

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Music recommendations for reading chapter A Helping Hoof:
Scorpions - No One Like You — Correlation: 70% (Lyrics)
I imagine the things we'll do —I just wanna be loved by you

Motley Crue - Sex — Correlation: 50% (Lyrics)
What gets me off is a little neglect — Cos its all about the sex

5455254 What kind of groups? What isn't looking good?

5455268 Thank you for bringing this to my attention. This does explain why this story got so many downvotes. Not that I can do anything about it, though.

Also, Thank you for your encouragement. We'll keep this collaboration going for as long as there will be stories left to tell.

5455439 Thank you. Every upvote counts toward the overcoming of the burden of downvotes that have been cast in the past. I just hope that the potential authors, joining this collaboration, won't be discouraged by the current rating.

That cover picture gives me The Horn. :rainbowkiss:

Can someone explain to me what this has to do with a humorously failed coup?
The fact that it's in 217 groups leads me to believe that someone just spammed it as much as they could.

5488561 Firstly, Zecora didn't initially plan to summon Cthulhu. Secondly, she tried to resist the Tentacle god, which failed, obviously.

But I do get your point. I removed this story from your group.

5508799 It fitted your group, but upon your request I took it away.

5488644

Firstly, Zecora didn't initially plan to summon Cthulhu. Secondly, she tried to resist the Tentacle god, which failed, obviously.

And this is the first thing I see when skimming the comments.
Rating: ノಥ益ಥ)ノ= / ج ج\

5513102 I don't like it because I love it.

I fail to see what's perceivedly "badass" about this. Unless "badass" is some sort of euphemism for "stupid and gross" and the like.

5515197

Yes, he most certainly is. But not poop sex. Not poop. Never sex with poop. No.

5513253

You don't like Tenty? What are ya'? A fucking scumbag or something with a heart of stone? In other words...just like me?

5517193 If you were badass enough, you wouldn't let something like poop sex get the better of you. :trixieshiftleft:

5519087
You put this in Sweetielight group, but this story contains no Sweetielight. Why?

5521166 Sorry about that. Your group lacked description about the purpose of the folders, and I got confused. It won't happen again.

5532874 I must have misinterpreted the expression 'All stories'. I removed this story from said group.

5538995 There should be a warning: 'All stories does not mean all stories'. Either way, the group will not see any of my stories ever again, unless its folder system gets fixed.

5540160 There is no bad blood. It was just a misunderstanding, and we cleared it up. Thank you for bringing the issue to my attention.

So this is what you've been working on for quite some time? I'm very excited to read~! :heart:

5541088 Jubilee Glider put a lot of effort in this. We've held session after session going through the story, discussing how we could make sentences better. I feel very honored that she allowed me to publish her story A Helping Hoof.

5542967 I see...

Also, I read the first few chapters... Ew. I mean, it's cool... But ew.

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