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SwiftM0nkey


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She covers her eyes and runs around screaming, "AHHHH! IT'S IN MAH EYES! I GOT SUM IN MAH MOUTH!"

I know this isn't applejack, but this was all I could think of:

Bravo, this is the first story in a very long time that got a physical reaction from me. Well done!

I'm going to say it.

This is far more interesting and mature than any political debate ever.

Yep, i like the comedy, though the blood part isn't a fetish of mine, still fuckin funny.
It might be due to fact that you can have a dark/sadistic sence of humor.
Yeah, probably.
Although I truly hate to admit it, it is true.

Congrats. You made me sick. :pinkiesick:

That was funny. Well done good chap for making this story.

I don't even what is this 4/5 moustaches:moustache::moustache::moustache::moustache:

Eh, I think I prefer the paper cut one.

Wow, just wow. I read this and I regret nothing.

The two of you hold each other as her body expels inconceivable amounts of blood out of her baby cannon. You turn Fluttershy and both of you fly in the direction that her meat wallet is blowing the blood out of

That wording :rainbowlaugh:
It's so horrid, yet I can't stop laughing at it! :rainbowlaugh: :rainbowlaugh:

That was fucking random and hilarious.

spraying blood out of her penis fly trap like a fountain.

Out of all of the random hilarious shit in this story. That killed me. I died rolling on the floor with actual tears coming from my eyes!!

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Peaceful scene, when is this getting horrible?

Going with Stalkershy, I see. An intere-

*Sneeze*

...nasty.

*Pineapple+bulge*

This isn't going to end well...

"[...] I GOT SUM IN MAH MOUTH!"

Oh God, PARTY.MOV flashbacks. *Shiver* That is so disgus-

[...] baby cannon.

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, OH GOD, MY SIDES!

*Sneeze+that method of propulsion*

Fucking God...

The end.

*Facepalm* Fuck you, Pervyshy, or rather, don't fuck you.

Summary: One of the more off-the-wall, gross, and funny stories I've read. 8/10 for the funny. Two thumbs up.

I dont know why but this greatly amused me.

That was awesome, this was a very funny story, I laugh a lot. It is a peace of beauty.

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