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KnightysMother


Are you being good to all your internet friends, Knighty?

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My favorite part was when Rarity had her anal evacuation.

Needs a sequal, whatever Rarity ate, so did Sweetie Belle and there fighting over the latrine.

Is there actually any point to this story, other than that Rarity poops like everypony else? Which is really not something I ever disbelieved.

You've got my like. Comedy doesn't always have to be classy.

5017076

it's obviously a satire of modern culture

Okay... *slowly backs away*...

This story is so much "Wat" but I did get a good laugh out of this :rainbowlaugh:

After several minutes, the Niagara fall of fecal materials finally slowed to a more moderate pace

I FUCKING DIED :rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh:

Who needs Dark with all that mental trauma and annihilated civilization and Pinkies and Fluttershys with murder cleavers when you can have Slice of Life. You can't get more Slice of Life than this shit right here.

:rainbowlaugh:"Hot Peppers! Got cha!"
:pinkiegasp:"It's a POOPIE PARTY!"
:raritycry: "Come on Vanilla Oat Swirl ICE CREAM!"
:facehoof: "Rarity get your HAZMAT outfit!"
:applejackconfused: "OH HORSE APPLES!"
:fluttercry:"Oh my oh no ah...It's taking the paint off the walls!"
:moustache: Oh Gosh:heart:I'll wait
:unsuresweetie:I'm not cleanin that up !"
:pinkiesick:No more POOPIE party..."
:eeyup: Oh CRAP"

And someponies think their shit don't stink:scootangel:

5017076 Ya know, that's why they call it "Random."
:rainbowkiss:

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I'd personally rather imagine Rarity taking a shower, the water flowing down her mane, her tossing her head to let the stream cleanse every part of her shapely though nonhuman anatomy ...

For some reason, that image pleases me far more than Rarity with diarrhea.

make a sequel where she feels a small bug or ant poking around her anus while she takes a shit, and she tries to keep it out of her ass by clenching her anus sphincter because she's too lazy to get up

5094249

Yeah, now see -- that is beautiful. That could carry Spike through the difficult moments of puberty.

5094426

Seriously, though, she's lovely in the picture, and she has such a great joy in life.

5094496 I agree with you most definately:ajsmug:

Who knows why Rarity doesn't like to get wet when in reality she looks better that way:rainbowkiss:.

What the hell did I Just read...?! :rainbowhuh::twilightoops::rainbowderp::derpyderp2::ajbemused::trixieshiftright:
I like the detail but yet I dont.... JESUS CHRIST WE NEED SAVING AGAIN! XD

Rarity brings the brown rain!

This is most likely a story not intended for coprophiliacs to fap to, but I'm gonna write something down anyways.
Alot more melodrama and comedy than I would've liked, with loads of grammar issues, but just enough detail for me to sprout an erection. I do like me a story involving a desperate dump taken by best unicorn herself :raritywink:

5581782

"sprout an erection"

Thank you... I guess...

5581782
I'm honestly surprised anyone was able to read past the first few paragraphs, with such a terrible flaw as "this princess was certainly the highest respected and most impressive of any pony to have ever lived in Equestria. The one and only, Princess Luna."
This really undermine's what little credibility the rest of this story has.

5648065

Can I suck your dick?

5649368
I don't know where your mouth has been, so no. But the offer is very much appreciated.

5658081

It's been all over Knighy's butthole.

Lol I need poop now

You know those times where you're playing Halo online and you're guzzling down the gamer fuel and munching the Doritos and then you realize you need to poo badly and you remember that the last time you took a dump was like a day or two ago but improvingthat K/D ratio was far more important than your bowels whining and grumbling? And then you tell you XBox Live buddies you have to take a dump for a few minutes and everybody's cool with it cuz they wanted to take a break anyways to eat and take dumps themselves? This story reminds of those moments :B

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