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The name's Dash. (Previously Ronnie) And I write humanized pony stories. Welcome to my humble page.


Rarity is married to Spike and eight months pregnant with their baby girl. And while she wouldn't have her life any other way, she was seriously contemplating murdering him!
Some fluffy pregnancy stuffs.
Featured on 4/15/14. Whoo-hoo!

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Especially when she brought along her and Flash’s daughter, Aurora.

don't like flashlight that much, but im a sucker for this pair.

Hate FlashLight, but I love your stories :raritydespair:. Keep up the amazing fluffyness!

Good job, kind sir! :derpytongue2:

Didn't expect you to write a Sparity story. Not that I'm complaining being that I'm a Sparity fan. This was a short, sweet, and cute piece of work. Good job and have a thumbs up. :raritywink:

Cute. Good work, pal.

I'm still waiting on the next chapter of How We Got Our Sisters together. Pls.

I'm not much into Sparity like I used to, but I still think some of the stories are good. This is a great story.

Oh no! Twilight and Flash's daughter has pony aids!

Weighing his options, (And seeing that Rarity was growing irritated and impatient by the minute,) He responded to her question with: “Well, no, but even if you are, you still look beautiful.” Smooth, very smooth.

Like a boss.

This is So cute!!! I really like it!:twilightsmile:

Jade (both types) are metamorphic stone, so it's not gems. It's a pretty random story, but fluff really doesn't have to have a point does it.

Other than that Rarity needs to cool her jets, she is going to be a milf with baby maker hips. Those are damn sexy. :moustache:

I'd hate to imagine how Trixie will behave when my OC gets her knocked up, but it'll pass within the year with patience.

Our FlashLight spawn is very similar. :twilightoops:

All of my d'awwws. :rainbowkiss:

Next Gen is awesome. Good story, short and sweet. Upvoted. :rainbowdetermined2:

4236165 don't worry, I'm writing that today :)

Ah, the ups and downs of pregnancy. I feel for Spike.

Well done, the story is short, sweet, and humorous which is pretty much everything I look for in a romantic one shot. Good job.

Now, this is an excellent example of a very short story done right. You took a moment, and captured it perfectly, not to wordy, not too fast, the perfect speed. You should be proud; it's pretty rare to see an author pull that off. The story itself was incredibly cute and enjoyable :moustache::heart::raritywink:

Very nice story, though there is one thing you may want to edit.

Rarity squealed as she stared down in horror at the scare beneath her feet.

That should be "scale".

4237771 i know it looks like a typo, but i really did mean to put scare because i was referring to the numbers on the scale.:pinkiehappy::pinkiesmile:

Best part about Jade is that it's a (mostly) gender neutral name. Most Jades I know IRL are female, granted, but still.

4237956 you know more than one jade irl? bad@ss

Short and sweet! I liked it :D


YAY!!!!! FINALLY YOU UPDATE RAINbOW'S SECRET :pinkiegasp::pinkiegasp::pinkiegasp::pinkiecrazy::pinkiecrazy::pinkiecrazy::pinkiecrazy::pinkiehappy::pinkiehappy::pinkiehappy::pinkiehappy::pinkiehappy:

Being one dude in a family of four women, I've had to put up with a few similar occurrences as an uncle of 6 nephews.

Well you almost lost me at Twilight having a baby with Brad... but it was so well written up until that point that I had to finish... and I'm glad I did... I will give you two hundred fifty-three points. Also a Kudos for adorably pregnant Rarity.

Congrats on feature.

4237771 Well, scare also means something that's scary, so saying that isn't a grammar mistake.

I prefer pony Rarity and dragon Spike to be shipped, but this one seems like it'll be pretty good, too.

I'm not really a fan of Spike/Rarity (or those superfluous tags, for that matter) but I figured I'd drop by to let you know you've got an embarrassing error in your synopsis there.

Rarity is married to Spike

she was seriously contemplating murdering him!

Tense shift there, and right where everypony can plainly see it. Might want to fix that. :scootangel:

4239111 Could be a mistake. I have no idea how many times I've made a mistake only to find it sounds better.

Well, here's how my life is now:
I am here, going "d'aww!" over a fanfiction about a dragon and a unicorn getting married (despite them being humans.) I regret nothing.

Great story, love light fluff like this! UPDATE!

Wow, good story. The 'wanting to kill him' totally threw me off and i almost didnt read it.
I think this is one of the SpikexRarity fics I like

One of the only shipping fics (that i've fund) that i like! Keep it up! :pinkiehappy:

Silly and Cute. I loved it.:pinkiehappy::yay:

Well, my first thought about the name was Jasmine Dragon (ATLA Reference). But overall, definitely one of the better short stories. It's hilarious, clever, smart, and all around very cute. This is what short stories should be like.

I loved your story we all say it rarity and spike we're going to get married :rainbowkiss: :scootangel: :twilightsmile:

:moustache:+:raritystarry:=:heart: :raritystarry::heart::moustache:

awwwww....that was just....awwwwwwwwww:twilightblush:

I demand a side story, and a sequel, and more...much...much....much...more


Spotted this when I saw my artwork in the popular box XD Naturally it caught my eye and I just had to read it :pinkiehappy: Great job on this! It's so cuuuute :heart:

4241703 Soooooooooooooooooooo with ya!

Like everyone else has said, short and sweet, and brimming with adorable moments!! :twilightsmile:

Its also great to know that Spike's a more savvy lover than old Flash!! :trixieshiftright:

4242316 Oh thank you! I promise to give you credit :)

Two words. Cute drama.

Very d'aww. :heart:


Found the image source.

Crediting it would be nice.

You know, if people wanna see the artist who did this?

*Reading and sees Flashlight* Nope.

lol MOAR CHAPTERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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