You'd think that being trapped in stone would mean that, if nothing else, I could get some peace and quiet. Unfortunately, it seems that Celestia has other ideas.

She has appointed these ponies... these 'Keepers', as she calls them, to keep me entertained during my incarceration.

Honestly? I'd prefer the boredom.

Cover art by matrosha123
Spanish Translation by SPANIARD KIWI found here

Princess Luna is fed up with her life. She fears that her position of power dissuades possible romantic interests, and she's all but given up on finding love. That is, until she accidentally brushes against the dream of none other than Discord.

Celestia is worried about her sister; Luna talks to herself constantly and refuses to go beyond the palace walls if she can help it. Thinking a kindred spirit will help, Celestia (with much additional persuasion from Fluttershy) asks Discord to spend an evening with Luna to get her to open up, even if just a little.

And much like anything involving Discord, almost none of it goes well.

Co-written by: Marcibel

Proofread by: Moldyshishkabob

Cover art by DuskyAmore

Discord is forced to write a friendship report to Celestia. It ends about as well as you'd expect.

Thanks to my editors SolidFire and Xl9 and prereader Skeeter The Lurker for all their help!

Awesome art from the greatly talented Mickeymonster.

This story is a sequel to Seven Scrolls For Discord

The scroll saga is over — Discord has learned the identity of his secret admirer and started living with her. Between this and the sudden wedding of Discord's daughter, however, there are a lot of ponies who wish to make their thoughts known.

A Bonus sequel to Seven Scrolls For Discord

Special thanks to Malefactory for editing.

Princess Twilight Sparkle has always been quite the student, even before she earned the title of Princess. However, her new responsibilities require some new knowledge; an idea of what Equestria was, what the world was before Order was established and the Princesses came to power. The problem is finding somebody who can teach these things.

If only there was some ancient being who had been through everything, who had been alive before the time of Order, before Princess Luna became Nightmare Moon, before King Sombra ruled over the Crystal Empire. Perhaps someone from the Era of Chaos, when Discord Draconequus had reigned over everything... But where in Canterlot Castle would they ever find somebody like that?

Discord lost. He was once again turned to stone by the Elements of Harmony and returned to Celestia's little garden. With nothing much to do but wait, he lets his mind wander into the limbo between universes. From there he contacts other Discords in a similar predicament and together they come to a brilliant idea: Ally themselves together and overcome their respective foes!

Today is the day (in a manner of speaking) they organize this alliance.

It all goes as well as you would imagine.

WARNING: Extremely random, nonsensical and confusing.

With the invention of the magical radio, ponies from across Equestria await the first public radio broadcast, which will come from Princess Celestia herself. However, one week before the presentation an unauthorized broadcast powerful enough to reach every corner of Equestria appears. Its host? Discord.

This story is a sequel to Dear Someone, I Discord you so!

Discord's plan worked like a charm — he has already gotten seven scrolls in response to his mass mail flood. Surely among them is the author who send him the original love letter... along with a few complaints regarding the latest chaos he's caused.

Finding out which is which is going to be so much fun!

The definite conclusion to the letters saga!

Special thanks to Malefactory