“So… since we’ve done with this session, why not do a roll call to make sure everybody’s here,” began Discord, pulling a large scroll out of one of his ears.
“I thought we already adjourned the meeting? You know, last chapters? We all scattered too.” commented Discord to his left.
“Since when do we do things in sequential order?” Asked Discord from across the table.
“Ah… touché,” conceded Discord, scratching his chin.
“Good, let’s begin. Discord?”
“Present!” replied Discord, raising a paw.
“Discord?”
“Over here!”
“Discord?”
“Waffles!”
“Discord?”
“YARRR!”
“Not yet Pirate Discord, I’m talking to Discord.”
“Sorry I’m early, I was watching my show!” declared Discord, rushing in.
“Be late next time! Now, Pirate Discord is here… Discord?”
“He’s not here, he’s having tea with Fluttershy,” explained Discord, causing Discord to roll his eyes.
“Tsk… Discord?”
“Present!”
“Eris?”
“Ya.”
“Silent Movie Discord?”
“…”
“Silent Movie Discord?”
“…”
“Anybody seen Silent Movie Discord? He’s easy to spot he’s black and white and wears a bowler hat?” Asked Discord, looking around the space.
Suddenly a black sign appeared in his field of vision, on it, in white, were written the words “I’m here, idiot!”
Silent Movie Discord was standing behind Discord, looking particularly unamused.
“Oh…sorry…moving on… Discord?”
“Yes?”
“Reflection Discord?”
“Shhh! Don’t spoil my secret identity!” complained Captain Goodguy.
“Your disguise is worse than Supermare’s!” mocked Discord.
“Why do I even hang out with you guys?” Captain Goodguy commented, to no one in particular.
“We were wondering the same thing,” added John deLancie.
“Alright, settle down!! Now where was I…Discord?”
“Zoit!”
“Puppet Discord?”
“MEEEP!”
“French dub Discord?”
“Présent!”
“Spanish Discord?”
“Si?”
“Japanese Discord?”
“HAI!”
“British stereotype Discord?”
“Cheer-io old chap! Tea, crumpets, god save the queen and all that sort of things!”
“Quite...Discord?”
“Wait you already asked me!” stated Discord.
“I did?”
“Yes!”
Discord looked at his scroll. “Wait a second… this scroll is a Mobius strip!”
“So should we just keep going?” asked Discord.
Discord considered the Mobius scroll of infinite roll call, before crumbling it into a ball and tossing it over his shoulder, where it exploded to the sound of a screeching cat.
“Nah, I was starting to get bored anyway,” finally answered Discord, shrugging.
There was a general murmur of agreement running over the assembled crowd. Discord grabbed the murmur and ate it, nodding to Discord.
“Let’s get out of here then!” suggested Discord.
“Yeah, that’s enough for one day,” commented Discord.
“How about we go for some fish and chips down at the pub?” said British stereotype Discord.
Discord got up excitedly “We could play some darts too and grab a pint! Yeah!”
Then they all left to enjoy themselves.